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He continues to exceed my expectations so providing things are still looking promising in January I'd definitely extend his contract.

Debts of £1m. Almost sounds comical.

Discreet, nah there all banging women atm. I guess that counts as being discreet in a way though .

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/5300/54580797.jpg Just exchanging protein strands tbh.

With all the recent sex scandals it's surprising they haven't managed to out any gay footballers properly yet. They must be really discreet.

Much needed hair transplant tbh.

Was that when he had the lulz hair too?

"On a day when Newcastle would have taken 1-0 here they are looking for number 5 with Phillipe Albert...OOOOOH absolutely glorious"

To make up the quota of '4 trained by club' players

No-one gonna italic in Gosling then?

I've always liked Marcotti

Classy as ever. They have got more black players than us!!! When everyone is fit only 3 of the 10 outfield players will be white, what f***ing doyles. Onuoha -Mensah-Bramble-Richardson Al-Muhammadi-Henderson-Cattermole-Zenden Gyan - Bent Maybe it was racism against white people?

Can imagine that if hell froze over and they won the league that instead of celebrating it like normal fans they'd be thinking "Newcastle didn't win this!"

Got to love how them making their record signing still comes back to us

Think it will be Blackpool, Wigan and West Ham as well. They look very weak (except Blackpool who's excitement at being in the big league will fade away).

I wouldn't personally.

Did he score a single goal from open play?, I can't remember. No

Somewhere a shiver has just gone down Boumsong's spine.

Gyan deal done

Karl Henry won't get away with it up here. The crowd will bay for blood at every bad tackle he makes.

So it begins...

Good shout, forgot about that. The guy scored a hat-trick. Time to scour the dutch news sites.

Narrow and difficult win. Will be one of those frustrating games that we'd have failed to win 2 seasons ago.

Leon's brother?