Menace

Another season of Shelvey hoofing it to no mans land. One in 10 is a decent pass. Decent player though, right?

Bruce put him on for 20 mins against a Championship team for no apparent reason - he caught a knock then. He doesn't look quite right tbh.

The new whipping boy? They game looks over, they should throw Joelinton on to play his established role and spare poor Lewis Seriously man; if someone warrants criticism, they can be criticised without being considered a "whipping boy". Our left flank is getting battered by Lamptey, literally, and this guy thinks he's the new "whipping boy" We're making Brighton look like Barca under Pep.

This is grim, Shelvey with his stray passes again.

I asked this - I assume if a bid of 5-10m comes in they would accept - weird that no German teams are taking a punt when he was storming the league though.

Haller is not struggling with Injuries. He has been benched. Stop it West Ham United could be boosted by the return of record signing Sebastien Haller to the squad that faces Burnley tonight. West Ham have been without the Frenchman in all four games since the restart due to an injury. ??

Haller has had injuries and quite bad ones at that whilst at West Ham, he has also shown he can at least find the net. What the fuck has Joe shown? There was a match where he was one on one with the keeper and he missed the ball and it just trickled in front of him - it was fucking tragic. I get what you're saying about the manager, but this guy cannot even do the basics right..

KaKa Haller had a 1 in 2 ratio for Frankfurt & Utrecht.. What are you even talking about honestly? But nagelsmann rates him!

Another loan, why not?

Yet for 20m no one will still sign him, I wonder why.

But Klopp rates him, that's good enough for me.

Looked confident. Made a few good saves - promising. People focus too much on Joelinton. Yes he was a poor buy, but he's not responsible for the absolutely rancid football we are watching today. He’s our most expensive player ever and he’s been shite, of course people are going to focus on him. Focus on who you like mate if it makes you feel better. Still not going to make the football any better when you've got a shower of shit in every other position. I haven’t even criticised him that much. But this is a football forum, players who don’t perform will get criticism/abuse. Obertan, Riviere, Colback. Or Joselu, who got dogs abuse. Wasn’t that bad compared to Big Joe though. 4 goals in his first season for us and cost 5m. Why would Joelinton get a free pass? Did criticising any of them have a positive effect on any of them? It's a message board to discuss football and its players ffs

That's utter s****. He's had plenty of chances to show what he's made of last season. He's pony. Even at Liverpool (the idea of him playing for Liverpool is hilarious btw) he would still be pony. If he was so highly rated and "klopp likes him" why the f*** did he end up at Newcastle Rafa was spot on not wanting him.

He's rotten. Simple as that. That chance when he had 3 players around him and decided to take a shoot and the ball just trickled across the ground basically summed him up. Shola had better movement than this guy and he basically just jogged.

This Mexican patter is fucking tiresome seriously

Beye was quality. Manquillo has been average most of his time here.

It's on sky news.

https://twitter.com/moneymikeashley/status/1305488719978299393?s=21

Where is this from mate? https://www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/football/newcastle-united/revealed-reasons-mike-ashley-has-instructed-legal-examination-newcastle-united-takeover-tests-premier-league-2970679

That Shields Gazette article sounds promising. Christ, this may be happening.

Who the feck is it honestly

He regularly does fuck all, Rice that is. Seems to be very highly rated for no real reason tbh.

Having a striker that can actually position himself. Fuck me, I've completely forgot what that was like.

We won't go down, the Wilson signing pretty much guarantees that.

He gets sent off every other game Character building.