Menace

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Are you still smashed

I'm hungover to fuck. Absolutely worth it. On our day we really can batter any team.

I think he's one of those defenders that can play for a while yet to be honest - doesn't rely on pace. As long as there's a pacey defender next to him he'll be fine. Still absolutely delighted for him. No doubt be turning up for England training next day or two as well

Keep them coming please

I still can't stop thinking about Big Joe's story. Who would've thought that red card by Ciaran Clark would've changed everything. Delighted for him.

I honestly think he's better at LB

Just saw our fixture list - we can definitely make CL.

I was bricking it when he was holding his hamstring near the end of the first half. We needed him today and he showed up.

Where are you guys still watching the footage? Bein just changed over to Man U game for me

Isak's goal wasn't offside btw

Was class to let them get Lascelles involved in the celebrations. I loved that.

This week will never get better in his life - ever! Congrats Big Dan Burn

CHANGE THE FUCKING BANNER RIGHT NOW GET THE FUCK IN THERE

We've been brilliant. The crowd have been brilliant too.

I just missed the toilet when I went for a piss and pissed up the wall

Richard Keys has aged horrendously

Them getting a coach within London makes far more sense Ignore me

That's literally our coach in the video posted..

I still find it mad that we use a coach for our away travels. Newcastle to London by coach isn't fun like.

Why is the clock going backwards ffs I've been on 3 walks

There's no way Chelsea are better than us like

You can tell Bruno's got a sweet tooth - definitely gonna be chubby when he's retired.