Menace

Asked about their game plan, future, January. Didn't give too much away but did say he would like to stay, he's happy here.

He's definitely our best defender

Shelvey can wait

I thought everyone was decent tbh. Rondon looks shattered though.

I keep thinking my Sky Sports glitched

We need another

I'm writing him off, he's shite. Atsu gets games ahead of him and he's championship tier.

No refunds.

This guy is probably my favourite player for Newcastle, he shouts his head off every game and actually commands the back 4. Solid buy.

Cheeky pen from Ramos

#humblebrag

Woodgate is still the best defender I've seen live.

All of Rafa's centre back signings have been awesome

This Dortmund game is quality.

Dummett was fucking awful. Everyone else was decent. Good subs by Rafa, we were getting shagged.

Rondon's been absolutely quality

How? Schar injury

We're getting barebacked in all holes

What formation are we playing? 6-3-1?

Fernandez is easily our best defender

My heart can't take this It's seriously end to end

2-2 75 mins 2-3 92nd

Great, that goal was from fucking Dummett being a twat.