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Lacked the killer instinct there, Ozil. Was a perfect pass by Sanchez.

Oh I'm sure it's utter carnage already behind the guy holding the camera!

Remember watching that game live. Brilliant fun indeed. Couldn't remember the goals too well, that turn on the first one by Mendonca is class... sends the two Sunderland defenders crashing into each other

What an embarrassing twat indeed.

The PSG fans won't be best pleased with that as a home kit.

Think he would be perfect for us next season. Can't really see it happening though.

The fact that the team sitting in 8th has 46 points and a negative goal difference along with everyone below them goes a long way to explain why Spurs have finished with those numbers and not won the league.

Good that they finally have something in place for the key incidents, but I thought they brought that in two years ago already. It's the systemic diving, flopping that is the biggest disease in football. Look at Neymar again today. Him and Suarez are probably the poster boys for the disease in the game. Great, huge talents but utter disgraces authorised to operate with impunity.

It is a bit disrespectful from Chelsea on the day to be honest but they clearly don't give a shit about details like that. I'd say the bigger lack of respect to the Sunderland fans would be from their own club by agreeing to go along with it. Fitting, really.

Fucking hell. A fitting end to their season and their Premier League stay. Just willingly getting shat on.

Been taken off sadly Oh well. Back to back hat tricks is a nice way to end the season. The way he's still improving, he'll take a mean corner kick at World Cup 2018.

Would be a nice landmark for Kane if he did get the 30.

http://i.imgur.com/QLPO6fD.png fail.

"A little bit of this, a little bit of that"

Yeah. Had a shot saved and bounce off the post just a few minutes later as well. I tuned into the game pretty late, but they've dominated it seems.

Pen South Shields. Seemed pretty obvious decision.

Didn't NUFC pay for Plymouth's pitch to be fixed or relayed after all that?

Apparently it was 98/99, but I can't remember ever seeing it in action either.

He became the embodiment of the anti Pardew movement in the end game, simply by not being involved with the team. But to limit him at that is absurd.

Oh yeah, the spikes

Team who finishes 3rd has to play a 2 leg playoff against 18th place in Ligue 1.

Bordeaux playing in their new Puma home kit tonight. http://www.footpack.fr/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/nouveau-maillot-football-domicile-girondins-bordeaux-2017-2018-1024x1024.jpg That collar is nice. Hopefully a sign of something to come for NUFC.

Pardew looks like he loves lamp in that photo.

That black ManUtd away works well. Think it's very classy. Apparently an homage to this 90s number: http://m2.miiduu.com/store2/38086/image/data/201401/IMG_04671m.jpg Just a bit less... 90s