M4

Ah, the old fake retirement trick. Undecided whether I'm surprised by Motson or not.

It seemed like he was pretty much a done deal to Roma earlier today. Barca swooped in, or at least someone got played.

Ceasing the moment

Nothing wrong with drama through players being shit, but won't have the discourse that controversial and terrible decisions is just part of the drama.

Pogba moves towards the ball and challenges for it. That's enough.

Saw this at the weekend: https://www.officialwesthamstore.com/home-kit-201819/junior/3765_201819-UNDER-18-HOME-SHIRT.html ... "under 18", just an excuse to sell the full size kit sponsorless, yeah? NUFC need to get on that loopholing

Holy fucking shit, with the white shorts and all. ... They've absolutely smashed it here.

Get in. Makes a big difference when we put those balls into the box at the first attempt without extra touches.

Even that chance for Kane, Sterling has no idea and doesn't get him the ball deliberately.

Still can't believe he didn't lay it off. He had two options. Absolutely criminal. We're never scoring from open play.

My god, you prick. Bad enough he fucks up the one on one, but inexcusable he doesn't then lay it off to Kane immediately. Clown.

Very good that by Stones and Pickford.

Alli is half arsing everything. Very annoying.

Could be very good for us this. Forcing Sweden to open up more and give us space. ... That and, you know, actually being in the lead and all.

... this is awful. Hesitation city.

Massive chance. Keeper had taken that step to his left. Anything on target would have probably gone in. Kane definitely capable of better.

The diving should start up soon. You can tell Dele Ali is thinking of nothing else already.

The lack of any creativity or even attempt of creativity is again concerning and disappointing.

Oh, they're bringing out the Sir Bobby stuff!

Good riddons to that cunt. Coutinho has been the classier act.

It's just an excuse for him to not even try. Such a cunt.

Since you're half french does that piss you off? Only one nationality takes over when it comes to football though But yeah would annoy me greatly to see an England or Newcastle player do that.

It was straight from the school of Neymar from Mbappe. Try and get a reaction with a piece of skill, hoy yourself to the floor at the next contact. Really sad.

Been wanting to go see a game in Dortmund as well. that would epic.

The contact equals foul comment was more a general point on the subject of players acting like they have liberty to do anything they want once they have been touched. But, aye, as I also said it can be a foul and a simulation. This concept needs to be officially recognised.