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Another one hounded out

Klopp's a dick

Woah, woah, woah - he can't change things overnight mate. Settle down.

He'll say it's an aggressive, front foot attacking 4-3-3 but on the park it'll sharp revert to a 4-5-1. 1-0. Probably a set piece

how fucking small time is that A respectable draw? Respectable? Got absolutely twatted all over the park and spawned a point late on - respectable. Fuck me, he's trying to re-write history. There was nothing respectable about the Wolves game whatsover, he's bullshitting like an Olympian.

Yep "Thank god we're not in the Europa League this year"

We accept that and move on = "stop mentioning how fucking shit we're playing, it's making me look daft. We're winging it and I've not got a clue how to change anything to stop the slide so let's draw a line under it and look ahead without any challenge or scrutiny of myself as manager of the team."

Gutted about this one, don't normally do the whole RIP thing but this bloke was a genuine legend. One of my all time heroes despite (or maybe because of) his frequent shithousery. RIP Diego

Marriner yet again. Left his cards in the changing room.

Told you

Thinking there will be a few goals kicking around later on. Went btts in both halves in both games at 90/1, only 50p like. I don't bet on the same scale that some on here do

If you've got quick, skillful players attacking the box from both sides then you're going to commit more tackles from defenders who will make more mistakes and make more fouls in the box. The fact we've got 1, maybe 2, players like that in the club means we're never going to get many. We'll get a few, as most teams do, when there's a tussle in the box and the ref comes down in favour of the attacking team but the vert fact we don't spend much time in the opposition's box means we're going to be light on pens over the course of the season. Teams that fly at the opposition and attack regularly will obviously get more.

I genuinely believe he spends the entire match thinking about what he's going to say in his post-match interview. What can he trot out to explain away yet another pathetic and impotent performance? Who can he blame? How can he deflect things and try and spin it as bad luck or poor refereeing? Can he highlight injuries or the fact he's lost to a good team, who have spend huge sums of money (just like he has)? Just come up with something to keep the pressure off him directly so he can survive another week, another month - whatever. Just keep the shitshow rolling long enough for him to keep stealing a living as a PL manager for a little longer. He's a cunt. An utter cunt and he probably knows it deep down himself. Fuck him.

The next 5 games will decide if we stay up or go down imo. Palace, Villa, Leeds, Fulham and West Brom is about as nice a run of fixtures as you could get, beat a few of those and we'll stay up. Lose most of them and we'll get dragged to the bottom of the league and stay there for the rest of the season. The cushion of 8 points could quite easily disappear by Xmas with a run of much tougher fixtures to come after that. The display today was absolutely fucking rotten. No urgency, no pattern, no fluency, passing was shocking, no pressing and sloppy marking and it's getting worse by the game. He's thick as fuck and any enthusiasm in the players has totally worn off, they don't look like they're enjoying any of it and when 'man-management' is your only (possible) managerial strength then that's a fucking massive issue as he's got zero to fall back on. The defensive discipline under Rafa has now disappeared and the good luck he has carried for months has gone with it. This is the real Steve Bruce. This is the Steve Bruce that's stunk out every team he's been at. This is the Steve Bruce that 99% of Newcastle fans never wanted because they all knew it was only a matter of time before he did to Newcastle what he's done to every club he's been at. He's a fucking shit manager and always has been. The sooner someone puts us all out of our misery and peddles this gormless fat cunt the better. He's fucking done.

Just over 10/1 on PP

If you place a bet on the Spurs City game you get a free fiver to use tonight if you wanted gents. That's on skybet

Mobo-karts! Why should the physically impaired have all the fun? The louder you scream the faster the riiiiide. Shabba

Haha. Same incident, fair play

Honestly think Sane is the best player to watch right now. He's fucking unbelievable.

Other than including them in bets now and again I don't even think about them anymore really. The football conversation and banter at work has vanished completely over the last few years, they just don't even get mentioned now.

Lads, man. Give over.

Deep mid-wicket?

His arsehole I'd hoped they were made up. The direct referencing of Rafa is staggering. “You pull it up too far.....And all that comes in” Bruce, S 2020

His arsehole

He’s attempting to use Rafa’s short blanket analogy (not sure if he even understands it) to expalain why we’re shipping so many goals. It’s because he’s simply too adventurous and too attacking and the reason we look fucking pigshit is that we’re just trying too hard to score so many goals. Always tried to be as attacking as possible hasn’t he? He’s fucking it up but at least he’s trying. That’s his narrative, push it out often enough and his mates will parrot it adinfinitum