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Am I fuck watching that final. AIDS vs cancer. Fuck that, I’m out.

For fucks sake man

Can’t believe a club as established and experienced have fallen into the oldest, most obvious managerial trap going. Honestly thought they had more about them. Clearly not. His permanent appointment has put them back at least 2 years and I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already sounding out his replacement for when then bin him in November. Minimal spend in the summer and go big under the new new bloke in summer 2020. The fucking idiots.

I totally believe that they’ve had talks and Benitez has liked what he’s heard. I totally believe that he thinks it’s almost ready to sign a new deal and he’s genuinely bullish and optimistic. Unfortunately I also know exactly what these cunts are like. They lie, they spin, they are duplicitous wankers who are just as capable of bringing it crashing down as soon as the last fan has left tomorrow. Last home game and no chance to protest and kick off if they fuck him off. I trust Benitez 100%, I don’t trust the cunts he works for at all and I never will.

Not even worrying about him leaving. If he goes I’m out regardless, won’t even feel a thing.

This might get a bit messy now. Maybe 4 or 5 if they don’t wake up.

Get in Sterling. Crystal Penalty got it all to do now.

We’re as much as 325/1 to go down.

What about Charlie Bullshit? Is he worth a few quid or not?

Pervert.

Exactly. Other clubs manage to negotiate the cash flow without any bother but we won’t. We hide behind it and trot it out when it’s convenient. He’s as inept as he is embarrassing.

He doesn’t look a thing like Jesus. Talks like a gentleman though

JOSELU CLOSING INNNNNNN!!

Hugely surprised at Pickford getting involved in cultish behaviour like that. Bloke’s an utter wanker.

Looks hideous. Absolute wank.

Got no axe to grind with them, it's a cup final at Wembley and an excuse to have a great weekend away with the potential to see their team lift a bit of silver. It's what following a club is all about. The trophy itself is fairly irrelevant imo, let them have it.

He's clearly done well to turn things around on the field, can't even argue otherwise. I do think a lot of it was just the classic new guy bounce though. Different face, different message, fresh start which have given them momentum and the results speak for themselves. The players who were just relieved he wasn't Mourinho now have to accept he's the new guy permanently now and they could be sold in the summer. They may need to extend their contracts, he may sign players to replace them and that dynamic has now changed. The novelty of him will soon wear off and I honestly think it'll go completely to shit in 12 months time. It virtually never works out appointing a successful caretaker. This is no different, its a classic mistake.

Aye Wrighty got that spot on. But Pickford won't learn from it because he's shit thick. He’s an absolute arsehole. Thick as a bull’s dick and surrounded by cunts even worse than him. Thoroughly deserves all the shit he’s getting and he’s not even close to being clever enough to see his shortcomings. He’s going to crash and burn and it’s going to be delicious.

Pick those out you scummy charver cunt.

Had that been Dubravka then he would have walked for that. He’d have been off and no one would have batted an eyelid. Fucking scandalous. Again.

First pen of the game.... 1-1

Gaarn ter Wembo marra. Fucken clas.

You fucking dancer

Londonistan iirc marra

Not even Spurs could Spurs this up? Surely?