David Icke - Son of God

Sounds like a BBC 3 light entertainment show.

You want the Twitter transfer bollocks thread mate.

As I've stated elsewhere I think Westwood is a great signing for them but Larsson is poo.

Seriously though, Westwood is a very good signing for them (I don't rate Gordon or Mignolet) but Larsson is very meh. Speaks volumes when the bigges plus point many could see about him almost signing for us in January was that he'd allow Barton to move into the middle. I'll lose no sleep over them nabbing him.

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I presume he's got a bunch of ready-made excuses for when nobody signs... I think it's just a case of a lot of people on Twitter being thick as fuck and wanting to believe the shit he spouts. Notice how it's never bad news he 'reveals'?

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Liverpool's head of sports medicine Peter Brukner tells Australian radio station Marveaux didn't fail medical. The club refused to match Newcastle's offer.

He'll have signed for us by tomorrow morning then.

In theory we've still got £35 million from the Carroll deal, so spending around £11 million on Matuidi shouldn't be a problem. In theory.

I've just channeled the spirit of cricketer Phil Carrick and he says it's nailed on.

If Martin Samuel writes an op-ed about you then you're a big club.

That's Capello mate. Chelsea 4-3 West Ham 2-1 Arsenal 1-0 Chelsea 2-2 Robert was some how completely ignored in his time here like, might be that. Think hes refering to about the Robson era, we didnt win for about 30 odd games until we beat Arsenal 3-1 in 03/04 season?? It was 01/02. My favourite Newcastle season since the start of Premier League. In that season we also won 4-3 at home to Manchester Utd, a fantastic game. Keane got a red card in the end trying to punch Shearer. I remember that game well, had just had an eye operation and my hed was killing me, bright summers day, i lay in bed at wor lasses flat in west jesmond and listened to it on the radio... When we scored the last goal i leapt out of bed, jumping about like a loon, then instantly fell to the floor clutching my face in agony. We gave Boro a bloody good arse rodding at their place a week or two after didn't we? Robert ran the show again.

I get the feeling we want to try and go 433/451 next season. Tiote, Cabaye and Matuidi in the middle, HBA and Marveaux alternating between wingers and wide fowards with Ba up top.

Like the financial state of NUFC, this is another thing that seems to change very quickly on RTG depending on their agenda; they seem to take a very different stance when attendances are mentioned. My favourite is "lol look at the mags with their wage cap they're skint lmao!!11!1!" which instantly changes to "he's went there for the money" when we signed anyone who may potentially be half decent they constantantly harp on about how thier club and fans are a paradigm of virtue and integrity- then wank themslves off over a thread about chinning some Millwall fans in the 70s or something. There was a thread a week or two ago when one poster said they stand for dignity (unlike the nasty Geordies, obviously). Apparently rampant racial abuse and physically assaulting opposition players makes SAFC the last bastion of dignity

Scholes never had an agent. Neither did Milner, but most players who don't have an official agent use somone sanctioned by the PFA.

Like the financial state of NUFC, this is another thing that seems to change very quickly on RTG depending on their agenda; they seem to take a very different stance when attendances are mentioned. My favourite is "lol look at the mags with their wage cap they're skint lmao!!11!1!" which instantly changes to "he's went there for the money" when we signed anyone who may potentially be half decent

Aye, Sima has signed up as Mag at Work to take the piss out of the numerous "a mag at work said..." posts and they lack the self awareness to realise it's a parody.

At least Smiler has two braincells to rub together

They're walking, talking adverts for eugenics. Utter spastics

Doesn't beat Jewels Remain Still Cleaming what? what the fuck was that? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=12129 The SAFC version of Whole of the Moon is also a cracker: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=12129

That's Capello mate.

Liverpool fans seem to think we're paying him £60k p/w

Why is his photo of the chef off Something for the Weekend?