David Icke - Son of God

Sunday Sun editor says good. Did he? I thought he just meant it was 'good' in a journalistic scoop kinda way. That's how I read it. I fully expect it to be something like "Barton to Sunderland". A proper weekend ruiner

I don't think it'll be Tiote. If he fucks off it'll be to a big club for a huge sum and Sky would be on it like it was a bag of cocks. Based on the mention that it will 'shock' my own personal opinion is that it's either Nolan (contract still up in the air) or Jonas (easily replaced by Fergie). Obviously I hope it's an incoming transfer.

Is it that @FootballAgent9? I think it's another attention seeking ITK account.

In my gut I get the feeling it's regarding an outgoing rather than an incoming (Nolan?)

It's beginning to really fuck me off that all the blame for England's 'poor' performances is placed at the feet of Capello. The bloke has the best win ratio of any England manager. Maybe, just maybe, we're an average team with only two or three players of genuine quality?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boak Numer 1.

They tried to export it to the continent but David Craig's teeth made everyone boak.

You can never come to often.

Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

If he signs on expect Saylor to do a mad run down the Champs-Élysées, high fiving French tarts as he goes.

I'm sure it's Stretford now. Alf is still an advisor or sorts.

Not according to the Arsenal fans on Twitter. They're calling him worse than shite @Detective82 Marco Silva: The 'inside man' who brings zero original stories, repeats Goal.com headlines, and claims to be ex footballer. I smell a liar.

French TV didn't say he was coming to NUFC. As for Silva he's a real life journalist but at the same time a bit of a gobshite. He doesn't have fantastic track record. What has actually happened? I don't have a clue what so ever haha. I've heard dribs and drabs about French TV L'equipe and seen the Lille forum. Hopefully we do sign him though. Would be a real coup! L'Equipe just said "if he signs for Newcastle", one poster over on the Lille board jumped on it and claimed it was fact he was joining us when it's far from it.

French TV didn't say he was coming to NUFC. As for Silva he's a real life journalist but at the same time a bit of a gobshite. He doesn't have fantastic track record.

They're his trousers. You can tell some one shops at Jacamo.

TinEyed it. No matches.

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Do they know who owns us?

Howay Mike. Get the fucker kneecapped.

Typo mate, fixed it for you. You wanker

They all sit round the same desk, man. Aye, but they don't share sources. They hate each other apparently. Shut up man, is that true? Aye. There were alot of eyebrows raised when they pushed them all onto the same floor/newsroom because they're like insane rivals One of the reasons why the Journal reports something in the morning and the Chronicle reads it, contacts its sources and shoots it down in the evening paper. It's like a fucking playground. But...but they all get on so well on Twitter

Contract clenched between his arse cheeks and a biro down his japs eye.

I love Ben Arfa's perpetual look of confusion

PSG supporter innit.

I'd imagine, given they're written in the same building by the same people, that their sources are interchangable.