David Icke - Son of God

Keep an eye on @JohnAgentPrem. Could be about to steal @cwarr07 crown as king bullshitter. Signed up for an account today and he's wasting no time winding everyone up.

No figures have been released but it's a low wage with huge bonuses for goals, wins and fitness.

Love it. http://i56.tinypic.com/6xvtr4.gif

I love the fact it's a proper old school transfer that was done in the wee small hours. You don't get enough of them these days.

He'll be in the same position as Nolan and Barton regarding a new contract.

Thank f*** I've got a load of dodgy Sergio Tacchini and a ridiculous gait. I'll blend right in. Go in the ground and take the piss out of them there, instead of on here. Could be more entertaining than the match. No thanks, I don't want to get my fucking head kicked in

Those quotes are hardly conclusive proof he's away like. They basically read as "he's spent some good years in Spain and is flattered that Sevilla want him but it probably wont happen". Chill out.

Someone needs to do that.

The main reason for buying Larsson in January was that he'd give us decent backup or an excuse to move Barton into the middle. I'm not going to lose sleep over him.

I think the way he conducted himself when Pardew came in was great too. If rumours are to be believed he was banging on the door every day asking for his chance and when he got it he managed a hattrick. Fair play to him, we need more characters like that.

I imagine it depends on who is behind you but the back few rows of every stand tend to stand.

It's row U apparently.

:mackems: How about this? Eto'o? :mackems: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=601326 And they have the brass fucking neck to call us deluded? Honestly man, some of them are beyond help.

Thank fuck I've got a load of dodgy Sergio Tacchini and a ridiculous gait. I'll blend right in.

Wor kid is in row P, which is 6 rows from the back. You'll be five I'd imagine. any idea if he stands or does he need to sit? He likes to stand. He's moving from L7 too.

Wor kid is in row P, which is 6 rows from the back. You'll be five I'd imagine.

That can't be right, they missed the bit where one of the "mags at work" interrupted their conversation to say that we're going to win the league and we're close to signing Messi.

He's the black Andy Burton.

About 17C, Sunny intervals. I was out at dinnertime with a short sleeved shirt on, no coat, no tie. No tie in this weather? Mad bastard.

O'Brien > Jonas > Dembabababababababababababa

Bloody good deal for us this providing his knee doesn't explode on the bus to the SoL and take out half the first team.

Medicals aren't about assessing injuries but finding out about long term medical problems. Ba's knee is clearly a cause for concern since he's failed medicals at Stuttgart and Stoke over the past two years. What? Of course they assessing all injuries. The clubs doctors want to check it, and if i am not mistaken, something we have to do to insure the player... My point is they're not just about just looking at immediate injury concerns. Gosling and Ireland may have been crocked when they arrived but their problems are relatively short term, whereas Ba is 'fit' but has a long standing complaint.

I've absolutely no idea. His injury record isn't too bad when you look at it.

No, the club will have been aware he has problems with it but wont be able to assess it themselves until he comes for a medical.

That was my immediate thought.