David Icke - Son of God

17th March: http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/sport/8917415.Pardew_ponders_tactics/ I've never seen a manager contradict himself than Pardew, getting a bit silly if not tiresome now Blatant lies unless you haven't followed us at all for the past decade which part are blatant lies? Which NUFC manager in your view has dished out more contradictions in such a short space of time? http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2009/1/31/1233409993906/Joe-Kinnear-001.jpg

I expect... Harper Simpson - Campbell - Coloccini - Fergie Barton - Nolan - Tiote - Lovenkrands Shola - Best

Pardoo has said both Barton and Ranger should be fit, Enrique and Gutierrez probably wont be.

The rumor going round is barton is not injured but has said he wont play if he is not given a 3 year contract, Only a rumor but funny how his so called injury occured just after he was offered just 2 year. Make your own mind up on this one. So Barton hoyed in an ultimatum and then went on strike in the 7 minutes between the warm up and kick off against Bolton?

I've heard bot all, like. Tempted to give them a ring before the closing date to make sure they've got it.

I'd guess the club are looking at Taye Taiwo considering he'll be on a free, he's young and currently playing in the south of France meaning Carr, Pardoo and Dekka can get a holiday out of it.

Aye, he was going mental when that statement was released by Jose/the club calling him all sorts.

Brucie's daughter.

Obviously bigger than he thought he was too.

That's amazing. I wish I was in the room when they thought up that

I was so annoyed I went back to bed

So do I

Application sent. Debated moving into the Gallowgate but seeing the psoitive reception the leaflets seemed to get off everyone at Bolton I'm going down to Level 4. L4B, L4C or L4D here I come!

Does anyone know if ESPN is free is free this weekend?

There's no point in buying players for buying players sake. We need to bring in people with the right character who will improve the squad.

Really? Who's he got to answer to? Bet he's quaking in his boots already. I mean on here. Can't wait for the indignation and "we've only spent £27 million!? Ashley you thieving cunt!"

Lets be honest, there's going to be fucking hell on if we spend a penny less than £35 million.

How was his body language? As I was scrolling down these two posts kind of merged into one and I read it as "Saw Jose body popping into Fenwicks at lunchtime yesterday". Would've bee some sight tbh.

I don't see how his substitutions were excellent when our two ineffective forwards came back out for the 2nd half. I forgot we can't move for striking options.

"Ashley shoots fan, 21" http://www.nufcblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/nile-ranger.png "Nile shoots everyone"

Love that

He was nee Alan O'Brien.

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I've never known a contract extension provoke such a reaction, apart from Shola's obviously.