David Icke - Son of God

He's one of the top few at least, and much better than a team at our level should expect to have. Aside from Cole & Evra I can't think of a player in the top flight I'd rather have in that position. He's got the potential to play at the very highest level and I've no doubt that one day he will. Hopefully it's with us.

Didn't we hear all this kind of stuff before ? Some time around... err.....October ? Even after wiping the floor with them the thick arrogant cnuts still don't learn do they ? We did. You've got to love the Mackem arrogance

Barton in the middle is suicide. He's the only player we have who can deliver a cross and the chances are Ameobi and Carroll will be playing up front.

http://www.heyfordfc.co.uk/Images/Transfer%20Gimp.jpg Two Phones Burton fuming he's been beaten by Sewelly.

From what I can gather from reading Danny Simpson's tweets someone is trying to blow up Kings Cross.

Aye just seen that myself. The bastards can dee one. Hate the way he's getting rated highly by almost everybody now. Aye, I preferred it last year when he was making a mockery of players at a lower level and fans of other clubs were saying he'd struggle when he stepped up. It was like sitting through a movie with your pals with only you knowing how it would end

Rather see Smith or Guthrie? No, i rather see Barton and Nolan. Barton's far better out wide. I think Barton is just as good in the middle of the park but he's needed on the right. Move Barton into the centre and we've no ammunition for Carroll and Shola which will render us pretty much toothless in front of goal. Jonas & Routledge are only capable of finding the first man and the corner flag on the other side of the pitch respectively. Unless Pardew signs someone we're buggered.

Guthrie is the only alternative in the middle unless Tiote's card gets overturned. Give Gosling 45, see how he copes.

Reet. My post Stevenage potential starting XI would be... Harper Simpson - Coloccini - Williamson - Enrique Barton - Nolan - Gosling - Jonas Carroll - Shola Gosling to make way for Tiote if the appeal is successful or Guthrie if Pardew is unwilling to start him. If Taylor is fit I'd bring him in for Williamson, just because he winds the Mackems up so much

The only thing I saw thrown was a bottle at Barton when he went to take a corner. I found it bizarre the linesman just kicked it away and made no comment about it. Admittedly I did spend a lot of the second half with my head in my hands so I may have missed some coins being chucked at their lot.

Perch, Smith, Lovenkrands & Xisco from that lot. We'd have no fucker left if you had your way.

Anal's problem is his writing style, not his grasp on reality. This is probably true.

Today summed up in one picture? http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/alan-pardew-001.jpg

It looks much worse on first glance than it actually is so I can kind of understand Marriner's initial decision. He's off the ground and he's travelling at some speed but it's not a red. Tiote won the ball, he was on the ground when the ball was won, he didn't make any contact with the player (who went over the ball, got up uninjured and then rolled around on the ground when he realised a foul had been given) and he went in one footed. If John Terry had put it in Sky would be wanking over it for decades to come. At the end of the day if that challenge is a red and De Jong's "reducer" on Ben Arfa isn't worth a blow of the whistle then something is seriously wrong with this game. That said I don't expect the decision to be overturned so we best get used to not having Tiote for the next three games.

Played the most games of any outfield player last season

This.

Bench: Ranger, Guthrie, Soderberg, Tiote, Kadar, Airey, Ferguson

Surprisingly decent side. That said I kind of expected it after his words earlier this week. He seems to want to make a go of the FA Cup and who can blame him after the run he had at West Ham?

I was told a very similar story a few days ago by the lad who informed me about his night in the cells, so I don't doubt it's validity. That said the version that's been tarted up by the tabloid press is much funnier than the one I was told ("Aye, you know Carroll? Fell of a table in Aspers when mortal.") I'm not concerned about him going out and getting pissed and results mean I'm only slightly annoyed about him aggravating his injury because he couldn't remain upright after a frankly pathetic amount of alcohol. I am however foaming that the southern press feel the need to put the number of drinks in capital letters as if FOUR Jagerbombs is alot They need to harden the fuck up, southern fairies.

Fucking genius

Late fitness test.

Krul Perch Williamson Kadar Fergie Ranger Gosling Guthrie Routledge Lovenkrands Best

what bout the get well balloons I sent him? Too far. Nearly scared him off.

Aye. Now he's signed properly he's worse than Zenden.