David Icke - Son of God

You're mates with Chris Evans?

Am a beta playa dan u! Luv shola xxx

Cock, Piss, Carroll

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2010/10/21/andy-carroll-s-car-torched-at-kevin-nolan-s-home-72703-27518147/ "Vandals" apparently. I heard a rumour he's in with some very bad lads around the Heed.

Mike! Why don't you buy some fucking players rather than spending your cash on Ginsters, Heineken and roulette?

I don't think the story is as cut and dry as it may seem. I wouldn't want to guess what went on but considering Carroll has a track record of breaking jaws when the red mist comes down and she's walked away with only a 'minor' head injury (which didn't stop her from selling her story to a tabloid newspaper within hours of the incident happening but that's by the by) I get the feeling AC9 probably wasn't frothing at the mouth and battering her from sink to toilet bowl on Sunday morning. Sounds like two charvas with history having an argument which became physical. Obviously if he has intentionally hurt this lass that's not on, he'll be found guilty and then we should look towards taking action. Chances are he may well be telling the truth and he may have been acting in self defence and then the witch hunt will look a bit daft.

What if she took a dump in his face while he was asleep? What if she had his nutsack in a vice? Would he have been forgiven then? Or should he just take it like a man? "Oh, my balls are hurting like f***. But since you're a lass it's alright"? Of course it's wrong to beat up women, just as wrong as beating up other blokes. But if he was assaulted (which I have no idea about), surely he must be able to defend himself? Doesn't matter if the alleged perpetrator was a bloke or lass, does it? Come on he's a big boy surely he could have just held onto her arms let her tire herself out. People don't tend to think logically in high pressure situations.

Sounds to me very much like Carroll bucks the lass, his ex gets jealous and confronts him, things get physical and the woman comes off worst.

Get out.

Or Will moving in with Uncle Phil et al on The Fresh prince Or Arnold jackson moving in with The drummonds http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/harry-and-the-hendersons-dvd.jpg http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b367/ritchiemarshall/harrycopy.jpg Where's mad Haris?

They'll have Jim White out in a minute. The only time I'd be happy to see Jim White! Please! Stood outside Nolan's house all afternoon. Two Phones Burton back in the studio. "Kevin Nolan's agent has just sent me a text, exciting news coming out of the Nolan household tonight, apparently Andy Carroll has had a look in the fridgefreezer, wasn't impressed and opted to order in instead. Sky Sports exclusive for you there."

They'll have Jim White out in a minute.

Carroll and Tubsy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nwa-4IlS8

Have you seen Shola's record against the Mackems?

We're hardly going to have teams queuing up to sign him. Someone might think getting him away from the North East could solve his problems and take a chance on him. That's the problem I feel, Newcastle is just a city where if your a footballer you easily get spotted and can get into trouble easy. London aside, and even then people are always getting spotted, show me a city that isn't. Name me another football club that has so many players getting into trouble on night's out etc. Sunderland?

Complete opposite of JFK, who was practically begging Sky to put on a pay-per-view when Carroll and N'Zogbia had a set to.

We're hardly going to have teams queuing up to sign him. Someone might think getting him away from the North East could solve his problems and take a chance on him.

Best was signed because we needed a forward and our first choices (Beckford & Moses) had turned us down or went elsewhere. Perch was signed because Colin Calderwood is a total fuckwit.

Big Dunc was a tough b****** with principles, Carroll is just a cowardly f***ing charva. Glassing people and hitting lasses? Lowest of the low if you ask me. Big Dunc was a far better player too Goes without saying. Shame he was broken.

Big Dunc was a tough bastard with principles, Carroll is just a cowardly fucking charva. Glassing people and hitting lasses? Lowest of the low if you ask me.

Christ, I've never been so angry that I was ITK Hope the stupid fucker goes down if it's true.

Is that regarding the information in a pm? Didn't mention the info in the PM. David Icke has scared me into thinking the NUFC Armoured Cloggers will come and smash my woman like face in if I type it out. If they catch you prepare yourself for Sports Direct @ Room 101.com

Very much hope that's the case.

I'm not sure how you would get banned if you added allegedly. Having studied libel I can assure you that doesn't work.

That's not it and as you can probably guess that's not true either. Just say what happened then. I'm not posting it on here, I'm not risking a banning. PM me if you want the gossip.