David Icke - Son of God

http://img.skysports.com/10/09/218x298/Routledge_2497065.jpg Bubbles http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/object/142/14277719/bubbles_the-wire_pictureboxart_160w.jpg Wayne Routledge

Give the fucker a new deal. Now. Fuck waiting, he's done enough so far.

I've been saying this for years. Everton have trained lads who know what to do to help the team so why not us. Anyway, the term warchest.

It's just a bloody good job the newspapers are focusing on this and not the raping they doled out less than 24 hours earlier.

"I don't care if you're desperate to horse this slapper Andy, I want a Sausage & Egg McMuffin!"

So they've done nowt wrong, basically

Just managed to watch the highlight on iplayer - and I think I know what Gabbiadini was on about for the 5th, but its not Coloccini... or anyone of our players at fault - its Mensah (I think). If you look at the image above, I think it's Mensah on his knees - if you watch it, there is the tussling and runs back and forth with Colo and Richardson - but Mensah is marking Ameobi - as the cross is played, Ameobi peels off and loses Mensah, mensah tries to go with him and runs straight into Coloccini (who knew nowt about it, due to marking/being marked by Richardson), and ends up on his knees. As the goal is scored, Mensah gets up and starts heading towards the ref in complaint - he obviously feels he was blocked off, yet its his fault for runnign square into colo as he tries to go after Shola. So much like the other two incidents, nowt wrong with it. Andy Gray picked it out as a sublime bit of set piece work on MNF, so the Mackems can fuck off.

Yeh it's funny how Shearer is always getting work done on his house by people from a specific region. ''an then Sheeaarar was dead nasty an that leek'' Seriously they are like children. "I had me Sun'lun shirt on n a waa telt to tak it off, leek bud i sed naa n he wuz a reet grump so i pissed in iz gerldfish berl n went fer a kerry!"

Expect a "deluded, arrogant mags at work say ....." thread anytime soon, it's nailed on Replace ..... with a variety of fabricated bullshit, "they're certainties for europe" would be a decent shout Like clockwork! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=537013

Almost as good as the point at the ball to alert your fellow defenders what object they should stop from going in the net rather than trying to get rid of it yourself move.

Great post

He seemed to know about the HBA deal but that's been it. Over the past month he's said that Pardew or JFK are coming in on numerous occassions.

Cornrows > everything else.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=536870 Free Ticket Mackems? Try No Ticket Mackems.

My favourite goal of the day because you could just see it coming before the ball hit the net. I've never had so much faith that Shola was going to score. I was the same, cheering before he'd hit it, as if he never fails to put them away I think that shows how stellar Shola's record against the Mackems is. The poor sod next to me was doing his nut when he stepped up to take the penalty whereas I was cool as a fucking cucumber

Found that quite funny, tbh. What a bunch of dicks. I think i've read the thread they are talking about, with the hooligans n stuff. Back to the 80s. Total mongs. Makes it even funnier when you know the board is made up of 16 year olds from Penshaw who can't be arsed to go to matches.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=536859 "Listen, don't mention the score! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right."

Howay man Rich that was us! Sunderland were like the Liverpool of old. Howay, they were like Brazil 1970. Yeah just didn't kna how to deal with long balls. Or crosses. Or on rushing Argentinian internationals. Or set pieces.

My favourite goal of the day because you could just see it coming before the ball hit the net. I've never had so much faith that Shola was going to score.

Howay man Rich that was us! Sunderland were like the Liverpool of old. Howay, they were like Brazil 1970.

Bahahahahaha How dare our players get on

Technically you wont be but I have no problem with someone from outside the North East using the Geordie moniker as shorthand for Newcastle fan.

Eh? From my vantage point in Level 7 it seemed there entire game plan was to hoof it from the back (Titus and his long, diagonal balls) and hope Bent had the beating of Coloccini To be fair to him though they did play a bit like Liverpool, although it was when they were managed by Souness.

I understand the logic - wait until he's proved himself so we don't need to spunk loads if he can't hack it and we are in danger of relegation, but the lack of respect shown to him is staggering. Negotiate it now, give him assurances on funds etc. let him know he's wanted rather than just Fat Mike and Llambias saying "Not until the New Year, sorry Chris. Thanks for making our lives much easier by the way, the next time one of us streaks around the pitch we'll be thinking of you."

For all the limitations we've seen, all them goals and this hat-trick are the stuff of legend. I reckon he's earned himself an nickname. If Mick Martin could be Zico and George Reilly could be Rambo (after a spell as Mavis), any good suggestions for Kevin Nolan? well allardyce kept calling him 'nobby' at half time. if you squint hard enough i suppose 'nolan 4' might look a bit like 'solano 4' he's doing a good job, good captain, good landlord, keep it up kev! There was an interview with Krul after the Everton match in the Ronny Gill and he was saying Nolan talks to himself. When they hit the post and Krul caught the ball he said all he could hear was Big Kev shouting "Well played Nobby! Well played!" and he started pissing himself