David Icke - Son of God

I doubt anything will come close to the chair throwing antics of Enrique's goal against Forest. That was classic mental Hughton.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=536776 There you have it ladies and gents, 5-1 is much more offensive than a swastika.

Cana was fucking pish. He lived off a fantastic performance against Liverpool and was largely awful after that.

It's fashionable to slag him off but he showed why he should be not only captain but one of the first names on the team sheet today. He was immense.

You know what, I bet that's the type of thing that will set Ashley's mind racing

If he does give it a tug and see if it comes off. I'm sure it's just Shola in a wig.

I heard that and thought he was talking about us too, to be fair. I nearly hoyed my jar at the screen because it couldn't be more wrong He was talking about us. The other commentator was referring to Steve Bruce being at the game to watch Newcastle even though most of the players on the pitch wouldn't be playing on Sunday, and then he chipped in with, "it doesn't matter, they always play the same way". Really? Fuck me, has he not seen the Hughton 4-5-1?

If we hadn't conceeded just before half time it would've been 1 possibly 2 nil at most. That was a real hammer blow and once the game got stretched they just passed it round us.

I heard that and thought he was talking about us too, to be fair. I nearly hoyed my jar at the screen because it couldn't be more wrong I'm quite happy to let the arrogance fester over the next few days, really let them build themselves up and get all excited. Let them talk about an 'easy three points' and how Carroll is actually shit. It'll just make it so much sweeter on Sunday when they suddenly realise they're not Arsenal and we're not playing our reserves

Quite good most of the season unfortunately. That said he struggled against Villa.

Every home game without fail, quite a lot of away games.

Wants to leave already.

It doesn't take much at the best of times tbf.

Just bought a new pair of shoes, really comfy and get my feet dry. Just a bit worried that they won't clean my carpet for me

Hughton spotted him while working under Keegan

He needs to wear a suit more often, the sexy manbeast that he is.

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I love his tackling and his engine but my favourite part of his game is his first touch. It's so good it buys him an extra few seconds on the ball, genuinely top class.

http://www.anonymousfatgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Forrest_Running.jpg

Good today. His passing is still ropey but in every other department he's top class.

What a spacka. Woosh.

Rooney's house was 'attacked' by Man United fans tonight who were holding a banner saying "sign for City and you die"

It's more a "someone's going to pay for this" type of face. It's more a "Hmm. My car was set alight, Ryan Taylor is a scouser, criminals always return to the scene after they've done the deed. Bingo!"

He's just a bit peckish. He's got a Ginsters hidden down his sleeve.

It's a Gameboy.