David Icke - Son of God

Andy's actually quite right. It does take him an age to beat his man and he can't cross for toffee. Nonsense and nonsense. I'm not even going into it. He beats his man very well, despite a lack of pace. And his crossing, although erratic, is often class. Easy to slate the crossing ability when there's no fucker in the box to receive any. Like i say, Andy Hunter's probably just on the wind-up, whereas Baggio and his 'Milner is Championship-standard' garbage is just laughable. I actually quite like Milner and think he could potentially become a good player for us but you're seriously fucking deluded if you think is crossing is anything short of dire, classy it is not.

Andy's actually quite right. It does take him an age to beat his man and he can't cross for toffee.

f****** hell Bad memories Been confirmed to me by a source we're meeting Eidur. No mention of Edmilson though.

We're getting Messi and Ronaldinho, okay?

Can never see Shearer taking the helm with Shepherd in charge personally. How come? I always thought Shearer was Shepherds golden boy!. But Shearer isn't an idiot.

If Sunderland come up and have a stonking first season after the Peg Sellers takeover do you think it will get the fans back up and make Freddy's life more of a living hell to the point where he sells or he gets his fat fucking arse into gear? It seems like he's lolled about the past few years doing nothing groundbreaking with very little pressure on him but if all of a sudden Sunderland are putting together a squad capable of winning trophies it may highlight the shite job he's doing here.

I couldn't not take an interest in football and would probably start supporting either Washington Nissan or Gateshead due to the fact they're the most local. Anyway Vic, where are Newcastle Blue Star in all of this? Would they be forced to close aswell because you're a complete cock muncher?

I can't be arsed with this detail shite so i'm just going to rate everyone once. Wenger - 9 O'Neill - 7 Hughes - 6 Allardyce - 7 Pardew - 4 Mourinho - 8 Moyes - 5 Benitez - 7 Pearce - 5 Ferguson - 9 Southgate - 4 Roeder - 4 Redknapp - 6 Coppell - 7 Warnock - 4 Jol - 6 Boothroyd - 5 Curbishley - 6 Jewell - 6

Darren Peacock, Warren Barton, Jermaine Jenas

That we went on our good run of form and dragged ourselves up to 7th when that useless sack of shite got Glandular Fever.

Your evaluation of Scott Parker completely voids your opinion.

Your source needs to get their finger out and get a photo taken. S/He said he will as soon as they are delivered. Untill then, no one knows Any approximate date? I cannit wait to see what the Charva's round my way will be flouncing about in next season

Your source needs to get their finger out and get a photo taken.

I reckon Matt should knock up a rough copy on what he's been told.

People will die if that gets sung along with 'Shearer is a legend'.

He practically stalked the poor bloke via the internet for weeks, nay months. Nee wonder he's such an 'authority;.

There was absoloutely NO FUCKING CHANCE he would've came here. He's turned down nearly every job going until now. It was clear he would only ever get back into football with Bayern. Apparently their golf courses are toppa. Except the job as german national coach i cant remember other serious offers that he rejected And i dont think that we actually tryed to bring him here so you cant be 100% sure about this He turned down the German national job because he wanted to be away from Football. Taking over a national side is considerably less work than a club side. I personally think his return will lift Bayern, he'll have a few seasons of success back there and then either go for the German job or retire. It will either be a success, a disaster or my guess - a Roeder type caretaker job, restore a bit pride and finish the season well. I do remember a few Bayern fans having high hopes with Felix and saying he had the potential to be a better manager than Hitzfeld but they will do very well to replace Hitzfeld with better as he brought so much success and changed the whole club like Wenger has done at Arsenal. It will be even harder for him to replicate that again, mind which is why I don't think he'll stay. I think he'll see it as a means of easing himself back into the game and a shop window to let the world know he's back, i.e. the top clubs as I imagine there will be a few vacancies in the summer, Chelsea, Real, Inter, AC, maybe even Liverpool and Man Utd if Fergie won the Premiership and CL double (I think he'd retire at the top if he acheived that which isn't impossible). Please don't tell me you've just compared Hitzfeld to Roeder.

There was absoloutely NO FUCKING CHANCE he would've came here. He's turned down nearly every job going until now. It was clear he would only ever get back into football with Bayern. Apparently their golf courses are toppa. Except the job as german national coach i cant remember other serious offers that he rejected And i dont think that we actually tryed to bring him here so you cant be 100% sure about this I think, over the years anway, he has knocked back some big big jobs, Madrid, Inter, Chelsea, the Germany job. Maybe you are right although i think that this was just speculations i think that the only serious and official offer was for the german national team I'm pretty sure he was offered the Dortmund job and turned it down at the last minute.

There was absoloutely NO FUCKING CHANCE he would've came here. He's turned down nearly every job going until now. It was clear he would only ever get back into football with Bayern. Apparently their golf courses are toppa. Except the job as german national coach i cant remember other serious offers that he rejected And i dont think that we actually tryed to bring him here so you cant be 100% sure about this He turned down the German national job because he wanted to be away from Football. Taking over a national side is considerably less work than a club side. I personally think his return will lift Bayern, he'll have a few seasons of success back there and then either go for the German job or retire.

There was absoloutely NO FUCKING CHANCE he would've came here. He's turned down nearly every job going until now. It was clear he would only ever get back into football with Bayern. Apparently their golf courses are toppa.

Who? mate in glasgow So a reliable source then?

Aye, he'll not follow it up at all.

We need a striker, fact. We don't have much money, fact. There are not many available, fact. Collins John is and within our budget. Why not? "Because he's shite"? In case it has escaped peoples minds - we only have one fit goalscorer at the club and are desperate. No risk signing in my opinion = makes perfect sense. See Sniffers post. If he was that good why would they let him go for a tiny amount such as £2million? Is it because his attitude stinks? Oh, that old chestnut. Same as "if he was such a good player why are no big clubs in for him" etc. etc. Who really knows why Fulham want rid, perhaps he's unhappy, perhap's that's all he's worth. All I know is we don't have much money, need a striker, he's available, within budget, he's young and his goals to starts record suggests he has something in his locker. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't at least look? Because I don't rate him. Oh, and he's player 120 games, not 57. But he has, how did you put it, "all the attributes to be a top class player" Make your f***ing mind up. BTW 57 starts, I said. He has but I don't rate him because he's got a poor attitude. Face it, Fulham aren't in a position where they can leave out 'quality' players. If Collins John was that good why can't he get a game? They're aren't exactly littered with world class strikers now are they? (Bar Montella)

We need a striker, fact. We don't have much money, fact. There are not many available, fact. Collins John is and within our budget. Why not? "Because he's shite"? In case it has escaped peoples minds - we only have one fit goalscorer at the club and are desperate. No risk signing in my opinion = makes perfect sense. See Sniffers post. If he was that good why would they let him go for a tiny amount such as £2million? Is it because his attitude stinks? Oh, that old chestnut. Same as "if he was such a good player why are no big clubs in for him" etc. etc. Who really knows why Fulham want rid, perhaps he's unhappy, perhap's that's all he's worth. All I know is we don't have much money, need a striker, he's available, within budget, he's young and his goals to starts record suggests he has something in his locker. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't at least look? Because I don't rate him. Oh, and he's player 120 games, not 57.

A Chelsea fan I work with keeps going on about how we should go in for this guy and how he's the next Makalele etc. I've never seen him myself though so I cannit possibly comment.