BlueStar

What a save! What a save! Wow! What a save!

As a 28 year old bloke, how can you even be arsed to exchange 800 plus messages with a Year 10 lass? What kind of meaningful conversation can you have? I get sick of listening to them gan on amongst themselves when they're sitting near me on the metro.

Sky ticker just said someone got sent off for "No impact on timing"

Gonna rain there at 4pm. Hope they gave him a Fleetwood mac http://i.imgur.com/596LYEg.png

It really is the stock answer to someone who goes against their collective opinion, along with 'f*** off' F*** off Mag surely? MAAAAAAGGGGG! http://www.netanimations.net/Anim_06.gif

See Steve Cram, Celebrity Fan is in the audience

Up to 14 years if found guilty of all charges, 15 would have been more fitting imo. Can't really use that logic though, Ian Watkins would only serve a few months.

The most common excuse I'm seeing now the whole "Probably some lass in loads of makeup in a dark club" thing has been blown out of the water is "Well it wouldn't even be illegal in France/Germany/Wherever, so how is it bad?" or "How come it's wrong when she's 15, but as soon as she's 16 it's fine" (ignoring the fact this wasn't like a week early, she'd only just turned 15). It's true the age of consent is lower in countries like Germany, but the laws are geared at avoiding criminalising young couples, not allowing blokes twice their age to get sexual favours off them for football shirts. Most of these countries have provisions specifically targeting the exploitation of young kids who are just past the lower age of consent by older men. Germany for instance...

Some serious projection going on there like. Congratulations, you might not be a pedophile. Not so fast, we all are apparently. Maybe he's just not met the right child yet?

834 messages!?

No "ITK" info please, stick to what's been reported.

What a bizarre image.

Be pretty amazed if he manages to get off on any of these charges the way this is going for him. In fact, pretty surprised every time they show another of these messages he's not tempted to go "OK, no need to show any more of these, I plead guilty to everything"

How long does she have to have been with him to get 50%?

Bit late for that

Well a signed Johnson shirt isn't worth much now...

tbf that could make her 16 or 17 assuming going out means for a drink. So only been 15 a month at this point.

Surely he's the best promoter for Predator boots?

http://i.imgur.com/T7mzdjr.jpg

Sorry, but that's a nonce walk if I've ever seen one http://i.imgur.com/aenaAld.png

Hebephile: noun: A paedophile with a dictionary.

There's only one alleged victim, so it seems unlikely that would be the case.

Naturally. Plus, you know, means he's free over half term.