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To be fair, he can't cover both posts and the defence weren't protecting anything.

Nah it is. Season over Wind up the club.

Elliot unable to do anything but his Platoon impression. Useless defending.

Where have all the journos gone who were talking about him for England and Chelsea, crowing about how stupid we were for wanting him out? How come this guy is splashed over every back page and punditry show when he's winning, then just vanishes from the public mindset altogether in a smoke bomb when things are going badly? Was the same with us, everyone remembers him finishing 5th or winning those six games in a row, the rest just gets spliced out.

http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=158171 One response is even a variation the RTG classic of "Fuck off Mag"

Alli, Vardy, Scott Dann, Aguero©

What a silly sausage.

Graeme Souness' Real Dad

Ha, damn

Pretty fly for an old guy. If McClaren was an alcoholic rascist they could reboot the Lethal Weapon franchise Does his jumper really say OLD? It's a crafty photoshop http://www.nufc.co.uk/javaImages/2b/51/0,,10278~14307627,00.jpg Geriatric Striker Rehabilitation Department.

Reminds me of that 17 year old who signed for Lazio.

If there's one thing that typifies the modern Newcastle United, it's the lack of a Plan B. When we didn't get McClaren, originally, it was just "OK, we just won't have a manager then and hope we can get him later" and we nearly got relegated. Even when he went to shit and Derby sacked him, there was never any shopping around. You'd think if we had £21 million to spend on a striker there'd be options available for us, but we're incredibly lazy and once we've identified a target, it's far too much work to find another one.

Each time I look at this thread title I think it's describing Berahino as "Some West Brom reject"

You're not a stable football club or even a stable business when, due to chronic mismanagement, you have no fucking idea half way through the season if you're going to get the £100m+ Premier League money next year or not. That's the opposite of stability.

Townsend strikes me as a bit of a confidence player who is at his best when he has the crowd behind him, good players supporting him and a clever coach who knows when to put an arm around him and when to give him a kick up the arse. So he's come to the right place, obviously.

Couldn't fault the players attitude either. If we lose like that every week, we're gonna have no problems in this league.

Basically all I think every time I look at what's coming up for either of us H A H A H A HAHAHAHAHA

I'm trying to go sobber for cry January.

Fuck kind of header is that?

Someone should have got on the end of that like

With all the things you could be upset about supporting Newcastle United, I'm amazed anyone has the energy to be even the slightest bit bothered about this This little chap gets to cheer him on too http://i.imgur.com/fG3eHzv.png

That's Hindus, not Muslims. but, you know, as far as the likes of Chubby are concerned...

swing low sweet chariot Seriously? Why? Arsne said they played more like a rugby team than a football team, so Stoke sing it for lols. Along with "1-0 the the rugby team" etc.

Surely that's a red for the handball? Was heading in.

Both these teams are shit, all the officials are shit, the goalies are shit, the defense is shit, what a fantastic advert for the Premier League