BlueStar

Paedo knobs have barbs on, like a cat.

He's already pleaded guilty to one count of sexual activity, just denies the others.

Surely it gets to the point where when it's going so badly, there's a big screen showing text messages saying you wanted to get a Year 10 lass's jeans off, a text message saying you can't last more than ten seconds without going off and a picture of your cock you're just gonna go "OK, let's just end the trial here, I change my plea to guilty".

See this is finally getting into headline articles rather than footnotes http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3458530/Adam-Johnson-claims-Sunderland-knew-groomed-15-year-old-girl-engaged-sexual-activity-Range-Rover.html Adam Johnson claims Sunderland knew he groomed 15-year-old girl and engaged in sexual activity with her in his Range Rover

"This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin... And it still says guilty! And "guilty" is spelled wrong!"

I'm sure it was a pretty difficult case to defend, but his supposed superstar lawyer doesn't seem to have done him much good. Should have brought back Dick Advocaat, he's got the perfect name to be defence QC in a case like this.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94253.msg5885878.html#msg5885878

Are you doing it to impress a 10/10, or Year 10?

Hang on, what's his defence? Yeah, I wanted to fuck a child but she wouldn't put out, your honour, honest.

"It was just megalolz"

Check oot me tan http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article7415363.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Footballer-Adam-Johnson-arrives-at-Bradford-Crown-Court.jpg

Big Marge Knew?

That's what he pleased guilty to, basically. So how come they didn't sack him till be pleased guilty? They knew he did it, but were assuming he'd lie and plead not guilty?

http://i.imgur.com/tyhJFOw.gif

Cup run will be the excuse for poor league form then.

No points dropped this weekend, turned a corner for sure.

Had an allergic reaction to it. Unknown return date.

It's actually an excellent site if you move away from the Pure Football threads, with some really knowledgeable, intelligent posters. PF is like an asylum mind. Every time I look into the SMB section there seems to be loads of this kind of stuff IMMERGRANTS TAKING OUR BENEFITS AND JOBS http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/health-benefit-tourism.1202562/ MY NEIGHBOUR SINGS IN FORRIN! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/potential-minefield-of-a-thread-here-but.1202452/ (bonus bantz about checking if he has a bomb vest or if he has a magic carpet) DID YOU HEAR "THEY" DON'T WANT YOU TO FLY THE BRITISH FLAG?! It's racist now. If you say you're proud to be English, you get thrown in jail. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/flying-the-british-flag.1202250/ That's just on today's front page. We don't seem to get daily doses of that stuff on here.

https://i.imgur.com/N7VqB1g.gif?gifm

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/toontastic-dont-ask-me-why-but.1202228/ Wow, a whole thread

http://fun.bgjargon.com/funny/2013-03-22/Crazy-girls-dancing-at-nightclub.gif http://i.imgur.com/GpRr07f.gif

He needs a lawyer to advise him on the basics, like when you're appearing in court for sex offences try and keep your hands out of your fucking keks. http://i.imgur.com/3oovgWU.jpg