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I work Saturday to Wednesday night shift and this week I'm not going to bed Sunday morning till around 12 so I sleep all the way through this shit and wake up around 7pm to find SUNDERLAND relegated hehehe In all fairness though everyone is praying for a man united win. If we cannot beat an out of sorts West Ham team at home then we deserve to go down no qualms about it Be very interest to listen to this hopeless cunts interview after the game if we do get relegated and it sinks in what he has done and is responsible for Be more interested in what he says if we lose but stay up anyway, his delusions are such that he'll probably claim he was the only person who could have saved us by getting that win against Villa.

Was that a "Back Pardew .com" banner I saw on MotD?

Yep And Sunderland played Chelsea.

Easy to calculate our chances now, just look at the odds for Man U to win next week and that's how likely we are to stay up. You can ignore our game, because we're not winning it.

Lesta vs Molesta

That's some blow for their survival hopes.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/05/12/20/2898B2EE00000578-3078756-image-a-9_1431457567074.jpg

http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/05/comment-mike-ashley-plays-catch-22-with-newcastle-fans/

Pretty dire assessment of the squad by the Mag. http://www.themag.co.uk/2015/05/breakdown-of-the-newcastle-squad/

What will cause him to sell is his other businesses doing badly so that he has to raise capital to prop them up. As long as Sports Direct is performing well, he can accept NUFC not generating a huge amount of income in itself, while it provides completely free of charge high profile, worldwide advertising for his successful exploitative sportswear empire that would otherwise cost a fortune. Even if NUFC was running at a loss, that's a net gain for him.

Yeah, I'm sure that he's more bothered that someone buys a Mag-pie on a match day than a £100m windfall plus being able to have staff employed with no commitment whatsoever for five years. Ticket prices, burger and shirt sales for a whole season probably don't reach his share price bump, never mind the economic gain he's getting from the Tory government keeping workers rights suppressed.

Good work Britain *slow clap* http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/billionaire-mike-ashley-adds-100m-to-fortune-as-sports-direct-shares-rise-after-election-10239390.html

Are we

Well in order to step up from the best manager in the premier league, we'll obviously have to look abroad.

If managers can't make a difference to how well a team plays can we just get someone who the players like and respect then? Doesn't even have to be a football guy, there's that lad who cuts a lot of their hair they all crack on with.

Be more believable and less embarrassing if he said "My name is John Carver and I am America's Next Top Model"

You're reading the wrong side John.

People get themselves entrenched in Facebook "banter" pages and can't bear to admit they're not happy with the club because that would mean losing face against mackems on the internet they've never met.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9838529/relegation-would-help-newcastle-loanee-gael-bigirimana

Sports Direct HQ searched by police investigating Rangers takeover http://bbc.co.uk/sport/football/32604225

Dunno, Facebook is moron flypaper and even on the official club page you're going to really struggle to find anything but ridicule or derision of the letter in the comments.

"Apologies for my handwriting, I busted whichever hand it is I use to write with."

Three cup finals - three games Newcastle always lose then

We have a manager who doesn't think managers can affect how well a team performs.

This been posted yet? Great article http://thesetpieces.com/features/pieces-hate-geordie-bashers/