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I think they hope the "warm weather training", "bonding trip" or whatever this friendly shite is supposed to be will sort it all out. When we failed to get McClaren the back up plan was McClaren, when McClaren failed the back-up plan is McClaren in bermuda shorts.

Considering how long we held out to get this guy, I think Charnley will see sacking him this early as an admission of personal failure. Any kind if glimmer of hope over the next two games will be used as a reason to keep him. Remember how long it took us to replace Pardew? Does anyone think we've genuinely got any kind of plan for who's next?

Geet areet. The Geordie version of Reet Petite.

At any point during the years of going on about "Ponteland Airport" and "Woolsington Airport" have they ever thought to check a map? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcastle_Airport https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woolsington This is aside from the fact that airports are named after the major city they serve and it wouldn't make Newcastle nicer if 747s were touching down in Northumberland Street. It's 6 miles away from the city centre. Do Real Madrid go on about Barcelona not having an airport, because Barcelona airport is 8 miles away from the city centre? Do they call it El Prat de Llobregat Airport? Oh wait, they shouldn't throw stones, in O-level Mackem Cartography Madrid doesn't have an airport either.

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A schoolgirl secretly filmed part of her alleged sexual encounter with England star Adam Johnson in his Range Rover, a court has heard. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/adam-johnson-trial-schoolgirl-secretly-7375091

Sleeping Satellite by Tasmin Archer. Howay, what do you think's being sang?

More details from the Mirror live updates http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-adam-johnson-trial-hears-7372996

Depends if it's because she's had enough of his antics or if it's just a way of sticking her fingers in her ears and not having to hear what this lass has to say. I can't imagine Adam wants her to hear it directly.

Might as well have saved paper and apologised for the next one in a ps.

After yesterday I've ruled out getting points ever again.

http://i.imgur.com/gdZQsa0.png Has he got a very badly photoshopped palmtree on his head?

Keeps this up and he'll have a worse recent record than they sacked Warnock for. Warnock was given 16 games and sacked for winning only 3 of them, Pards has 4 wins in his last 18.

What a save! What a save! Wow! What a save!

As a 28 year old bloke, how can you even be arsed to exchange 800 plus messages with a Year 10 lass? What kind of meaningful conversation can you have? I get sick of listening to them gan on amongst themselves when they're sitting near me on the metro.

Sky ticker just said someone got sent off for "No impact on timing"

Gonna rain there at 4pm. Hope they gave him a Fleetwood mac http://i.imgur.com/596LYEg.png

It really is the stock answer to someone who goes against their collective opinion, along with 'f*** off' F*** off Mag surely? MAAAAAAGGGGG! http://www.netanimations.net/Anim_06.gif

See Steve Cram, Celebrity Fan is in the audience

Up to 14 years if found guilty of all charges, 15 would have been more fitting imo. Can't really use that logic though, Ian Watkins would only serve a few months.

The most common excuse I'm seeing now the whole "Probably some lass in loads of makeup in a dark club" thing has been blown out of the water is "Well it wouldn't even be illegal in France/Germany/Wherever, so how is it bad?" or "How come it's wrong when she's 15, but as soon as she's 16 it's fine" (ignoring the fact this wasn't like a week early, she'd only just turned 15). It's true the age of consent is lower in countries like Germany, but the laws are geared at avoiding criminalising young couples, not allowing blokes twice their age to get sexual favours off them for football shirts. Most of these countries have provisions specifically targeting the exploitation of young kids who are just past the lower age of consent by older men. Germany for instance...

Some serious projection going on there like. Congratulations, you might not be a pedophile. Not so fast, we all are apparently. Maybe he's just not met the right child yet?

834 messages!?

No "ITK" info please, stick to what's been reported.

What a bizarre image.