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I wonder how much exposure Sports Direct billboards get in the Championship

OPINION: If I was two foot taller and aged backwards, there's still a chance I could play for the Chicago Bulls. Why even write this kind of shit? Imagine being a tree and being chopped down for some daft cunt to print this on you.

So glad I slept through this one.

Oil of Carver. This farmer loves Carver, get him!

Literally, who do they think they're kidding? Is there a single person anyone's seen in any form of communications, anywhere, who has reacted positively to this statement? Have to say though, delighted by how rattled they are by this. Some chants or banners referencing the claims made in the doc, especially at games live on Sky, being seen by the foreign fans that Ashley thinks he's courting with his ads, would send them pure raging I imagine.

I'd be willing to bet the statement today contains no more information than last night's, they'll just be currently trying to up the word count and increase the font size. It'll just say the programme was inaccurate, but it won't actually deny any specific allegations. No, wait, they'll strenuously deny something that wasn't even said on the show.

Not ready for the premier league? Guess what guys - good news!

Thankfully it looks like cheap shop front stuff that will jimmy off easily. The next owners should charge people a tenner to help to boost the transfer kitty.

The related links on their Facebook post are a crease "Photos of Sir Bobby thrown in skip" "The club that lost its soul", on and on and on, might as well have "Exclusive: Mike Ashley thick cunt" appended to everything they post.

Sustained kicking off about the team, weeks of silence, criticise Sports Direct URGENT MIDNIGHT CLUB STATEMENT

Was it not on here ages ago where someone booted off because they got the free mug, which obviously wouldn't fit through the letterbox, meaning they had to go and pick the parcel up even though what they'd ordered would've fitted? Think that was me My lass ordered some fucking gloves. Mug was cracked by the time she got it anyway.

I think some of the stuff about zero hours contracts, shoddy working conditions etc he doesn't mind about. It's basically publicising it as "This shop is absolutely fucking dirt cheap because they're a bunch of scummy bastards" which people may cluck their tongue at, but when it comes to needing a pair of new shorts people will go "Fuck it, I'll go to Sports Direct, I know it will be cheaper than everywhere else because they're so dodgy." This stuff about the scamming in terms of shutting down a store and claiming there's massive discounts due to that, then opening next door with exactly the same prices as were in the closing down sale, that might make people reassess that assumption.

If we find ourselves in the drop zone, I could see them chucking in Beardsley for the last few games to motivate the players etc, as worked so fantastically with Shearer.

My only worry is that a few teams in the shit string a couple of results together and get a bit of belief, see a glimmer of hope, which can give you a huge boost if you previously thought you were dead and buried. Especially when you're playing teams who have absolutely fuck all to play for. You know, like, uh, Swansea.

ffs A lightbulb will have pinged above Carver's head hearing that. "Right lads, I've got it. What I want to do in this next match is this - start playing really well."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/11563435/How-fair-does-Sports-Direct-play.html Awesome.

What happens if he decides he's had enough, Steve Stone till the end of the season?

A manager saying he can't affect whether his team concede a fucking goal or not What are you getting fucking paid for then, you bollock-faced knacker?

Would be a good question to ask.

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That'll be why we saw such a marked improvement after losing frog-tounged wasters like Ba, Cabaye and Ben Arfa and replacing them with an honest British lad like Colback

"I watched the whole disgusting thing 4 times"

Fuck's sake

Probably turbogiggs, but anyway

They're siding with their Johnson over their better moral judgement, which sounds like the same problem Adam may have had.