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Can we not just hustle him with a shell game and tell him if he doesn't find the one the ball is under he has to sign a new contract?

Nitpick isn't usually hyphenated.

http://i.imgur.com/xsND2e2.jpg

Just what I came here to say, we'd actually turn down a decent coach for the sake of John Carver's feelings.

Looks like it's in lockdown and only the mods are allowed to talk about it in their commentary thread...

People might start getting exited at half time

So Andy has a small cock and was fucking Mandi, who possibly has some kind of leg brace and works in a post office. Mandi went to the press with some kiss and tell, but Gazza never even shagged her. Andy is now texting Gazza some abuse and someone has hacked something, possibly his phone. This is about as much as I can translate.

Is that hers or this Andy he keeps threatening?

Who is this Andy character? Just someone griefing him on Twitter? Or does he just regularly mistype Mandi?

Probably not a great idea for him to have an account like https://twitter.com/gazza8gascoigne

We've gone from being managed by Alan Partridge to being managed by Michael.

Not Virgin?

Could do worse, seems like the kind of guy who'd be pragmatic about the shit he has to put up with from Ashley and not fuck it all off as soon as he started getting fucked about.

"You fat Geordie bastard, get out of our club" might help dispell some myths...

Proper salt of the earth geordies in pubs and allotments want Carver to be given the job. The only people who have reservations are people like this. height=600http://codexsplatter.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/internet.jpg[/img] Do you want this kid to pick our new manager? Didn't think so.

Trying to dismiss the opinions of people on social media like it's 1994 and the internet is made up of a handful of sunfearing geeks on usenet - everyone's on social media Ryder you fucking plum. If people who use social media don't like him, people don't like him. I guess the type of computer whizz who views the chronicle on the information superhighway and who vote 97% against appointing him are part of the same unrepresentive demographic.

This one?

Poll reset http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9762207/sunderland-sack-head-coach-gus-poyet-after-less-than-18-months

Think he might do OK for them. Nah, I'm just playing devil's Advocaat.

They'll give him it anyway, claiming he did as well as he could under difficult circumstances of injuries and suspensions. After all, he's not Harry Houdini! I'm sure you all understand. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-thinks-majority-newcastle-8846664

I don't understand it, surely with Everton fielding strong sides in the Europa League and us wisely deciding to never again do anything in any non premier league competition ever, it should have been a walkover?

3-0. Game over

Colo off

Lukaku scores it