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Fucking utter stupidity last night like. My mate was vomming in the sink at 7 am Breakfast beers in the hostel

Remember that drunk twat in the hostel I was talking about? He can't get home because he's banned from P&O ferries for life after being a cunt on the way over. Was complaining that they put him in the 'shit ferry jail' What a fucking plank.

Just gave Jill a can #honoured

Got a photo of your Lee Ryder tweet in 3 foot high letters as well Skirge

Who sent 'Thunderland'? Here'a some NO tweets http://i.imgur.com/IIALb.jpg

Mint, got lots of photos of NO tweets on the big screen Fucking great work!

Thanks Burnip

Seriously, give me a shout out

Any tweet with the hash tag #clunew is shown on the big screen in market square!

Tell me more. In a pub called Bras with cheesy eurotrance blasting out. Been mint so far. Your all should have come

Yeah, walk through the door and they usually say 'Five beers?'

I've been attempting Dutch but usually just get a sympathetic smile and perfect English back

Belgian lasses and that tight jeans/thigh high brown boots combo Belgian gamblers are confusing.

Was 70 euros for 5 beers Worth it though

Be careful when saying you want a large beer, we've ended up with five vases full of Leffe. Must be about 1.5 litres in each!

Going to a dolphunarium today.

Apparently I was last seen putting a shoe on a guy who was lying unconscious in the street. I have no memory of this.

We were fine, ended up in some pool hall type place.

Uuuuuurrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhh. There's some shambling wrecks down for breakfast today.

Mortal inbetweeners bellend trying to get sober people to sing along with blur and oasis songs with his cock half out on his own on a table at the hostel bar. Must be off here

Made it to Brussels, seemed to be quite a lot of coppers waiting for u s in silly hats. Now on a double decker train to Bruges

*BING BONG* 'Good afternoon ladies and gentleman and welcome to 'urostar. My name eez Demba and I will be...' 'Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy! '

On the train. Got 8 Stella in front of me already Spied Jill on the platform as we were going across the bridge Somehow it was much cheaper to get a ticket to Durham and then another to London

There's a lot of geocaches in Bruges

Pretty much packed. Over packed as usual, about 8 t-shirts for 3 nights