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Ditched him and taken a punt on Lennon. If London teams with home games on Boxing Day have to reschedule due to Underground strikes, I can't afford to have suspended players as well.

They forgot Villa

Fellaini you wazzock, now I have to decide if I sit you on my bench for three weeks or sell you at 7.5 only to have to buy you back for 8.

Acted like small time wankers both on the pitch and in the stands.

Lamps for them like http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=748469

"Right lads, welcome to training. Running a bit late today so we'll skip the warm up. First things first, cardio, everyone give me forty sprint shuttle-runs along this cobbled street and then we'll do some strength traning by moving my mam's three piece suite out of her top floor flat."

Howay man, based on pure belief, Geordie pride and the brilliance of Hatem Ben Arfa!!!! Keep the faith motherfucker. Seems to be mostly based on being 'due a win' so the longer we've been shit for the more likely we are to beat the Champions

Simpson: Magpies can upset moneybags Man City http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/12/13/simpson-magpies-can-upset-moneybags-man-city-72703-32417803/ Based on fucking what?

Wish they'd fucking win something so I don't have to keep rolling my eyes every time I hear about long-suffering Arsenal fans and their ongoing trophy drought.

Not particularly worried at the moment, but I'd fucking hate to drop into the relegation zone, even just on the back of other teams playing the day before. Horrible knowing you have to haul yourself back out and the only way of doing it is not only to get points but needing other teams to drop them.

Aye, let's wait until we're screwed before having a go. OK, go.

Well that's a move Ben Arfa couldn't have pulled off

I think part of it is that our transfer policy means we're always likely to end up with a team that's a bit of a square peg and we have to find a way of jamming it in a round hole. If anyone else would be better at ramming it in the hole than Pardew, I dunno.

Got to take the Christmas decorations down, creosote the fence, get the car MOT'd, get a quote for the loft conversion, go to that fella's wedding... Phew.

Well, he's been out injured for about a month, but as far as I'm aware he's fit again.

How many points do you get for a shot going out for a throw in?

Are there lots of coins thrown from the crowd we never hear about because they miss, or are wankers blessed with amazing aim?

Fucking Norwich knacked my coupon yesterday

And he likes to wear Fruit of the Loom?

Well if there's one thing he's good at it's causing bother.

Off they go http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/4153/bord1n.jpg

The fans don't choose how much effort goes into the competition though, and think the TV money and exposure for his shit tracksuits would probably be more tempting to Ashley than a Europa pot.

If there was a pot of champions league gold at the end Boro would have probably been knocked out by somone's full strength team several rounds before the final.

Invented by our lot in the car to Villa away a few seasons back about Williamson, caught on in the pubs before that game The Strawberry Corner seem to have adopted "This club is my club" as their anthem, goes on for ages every home match but never spreads to any other part of the ground. Don't think I've heard it at an away match either.

Ronnie Stam was great for them I thought, was putting himself about right until the end and was causing us loads of problems even with 10 men.