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I imagine that to scousers rice pudding tastes like some kind of gourmet version of their standard gruel, so it's understandable it would be a firm favourite and a decedant luxury to the other inmates.

Yeah, reckon they're dissapointed on missing out on "Newcastle Brown" this week and are trying to make up for it.

Well exactly.

£13m? Aye, all right then. Actually send them a DVD of the fantastic goals he scores and ask for £15m. Leave out the 6 yard scuffs

He's a fantastic talent, coming into his prime, on fire form-wise, top scorer - from midfield(!) - in what's widely considered the best league in the world and would be missed greatly by any team. But no player's worth £80m on his own. Even nowadays that's stupid money and any team would be daft to turn down that amount of cash for one player, especially if he wasn't going to a national rival. You could replace him with any fucker you wanted and still have enough left over for another 3 or 4 top class signings. Does our entire squad even come close to £80m?

"Hey Joey, I've looked at your case and you really need to stop putting cigars out in people's eyes" "That was years ago!" "Yeah, but I've not actually done any new work since then. Garlic bread!"

£80m for C Ronaldo is absurd, I can't think of a word for an £80m bid for the fat 31 year old Ronaldo Didnt he lose a shed load of weight over the summer? Oh well, let me just get my cheque book!

£80m for C Ronaldo is absurd, I can't think of a word for an £80m bid for the fat 31 year old Ronaldo

wtf ru plyn @? C me l8r, we need 2 tlk. x

Can pull a cracking goal out of the bag now and again but he's becoming first-bitingly frustrating in front of goal and starting to look like a youtube player. He was put through against Derby at one point and completely bottled it, didn't look very happy to have a decent chance of going one on one with the keeper and seemed pretty relieved when he got disposessed. Viduka might make Shearer in his last season look like a whippet with an arseful of dynamite but at least he can receive a pass and hit the target from 6 years out.

What's the "coercion" defense for ABH? Bigger boys told me to do it?

The argument started in McDonald's apparently, so his recovery from his ankle injury obviously involved a 6am bender, a fight, a week in the cells, a quarter pounder with cheese and a Crunchie McFlurry - a regime any top athlete would be proud of.

I see they're diplomatic about it on the fantasy game. They've given him a red 'I' next to his name but in place of the usual "Thigh injury - expected back Jan" or whatever it just says Next opponent Man. United (A) Latest News Unavailable

I'm 'afrayed' he might be fucked like

Appeared via video link from the Liverpool Prison wearing a grey prison issue jumper and jeans. No idea why they always tell us what someone was wearing, guess it's cos when you just turn up and confirm your name or ask to be granted bail they have to flesh the story out a bit.

Just been refused bail again today. Edit: Further bail application expected at 2:15pm.

3/10.

Yeah, playing a shit team in red and white away from home with negative, cowardly tactics and feeling incredibly relieved to get a draw!

Exactement. And that's what's causing the tension, lack of faith and misgivings, not that our current league position is considered unacceptable for a team of our perceived calibre.

We were clearly the better team for the first 30 minutes and had decent spells at the beginning of the second half. Although we looked miserable and spineless by the end again. Certainly not our worst performance but none the less goes towards whichever abysmal xxx points out of xxx we'll be talking about in a few weeks.

Always stay, just gives the away fans ammo if you slink off. Felt fucking cold by the final whistle though, about 8 empty seats in a row to right right of me.

What number was he wearing?

17th in this league, 2nd in my work league (although I'm just above someone who has seven players playing tonight) and 2nd in my pub league.

Kranjcar you fucking pillock. Would have got me a Benjani assist as well.

The most worrying thing for Sam is that only halfway through the season some people are already posting with the same tone and fervor as when they had to be in full-on Souness denail mode.