BlueStar

Thouroughly enjoyed the boring win yesterday and all three boring goals.

Spent my entire metro journey home today helping a pissed scottish couple colour in a rangers crest thing they'd drawn because they didn't know the colours of the union flag

it's wrong That's my point.

I see the window title on the Sun page actually reads "Berbatov Slept in Spurs shirt"

Grrr. Booked off the Saturday for the Derby match as leave, when the rotas come out I'd better not be working Sun.

When I saw that interview it never even crossed my mind that it was a dig at Sam, the Sun have had to dig deep into their bullshit bank for that headline.

No cancer is nice, but colon cancer is sadly one of the worse ones because it doesn't show symptoms until it's at an advanced stage. All the best to the fella, hope he gets himself on the mend.

Maybe shit is a bit strong, but I'm certainly unimpressed. He's done very little, not looked sharp at all and his set pieces have been awful.

Geremi, after impressing pre-season, has looked shit I'm afraid. Really dissapointing. While Milner hasn't always had a great game, there have been times when he's been the only spark we've had going forward and it's baffling to me that anyone wouldn't want to hold on to him. He's a good prospect in my opinion and certainly deserved the award for last season.

Maybe it's from reading this thread, but I dreamt last night I was caretaker England boss. I was shitting it on the way to the game (in a taxi driven by Terry Venebles) because I had no idea what I was doing, but it was alright because it turns out we were playing San Marino.

Comforted my arse, he was probably going through his pockets.

Really? They're usually full of utter horrors. I've never seen a hen party, looked at the lass and thought "Lucky bloke." are you really saying girls that go on hen nights are horrors ? one of the most bizzarre quotes ever posted on here....................and that takes some doin Yep, almost without exception. I think it's probably that girls with a bit of class tend to go out in such a way that you don't know it's a hen night. Those who broadcast it with L plates, cowboy hats and t-shirts with "Shazza" or whatever on the back are usually rough as owt, aal orange skin and day-glow peroxide jobs. However my perspective on such matters may be skewed a bit from living in Whitley Bay, hardly a hen night venue of choice for the more descerning bride to be.

Really? They're usually full of utter horrors. I've never seen a hen party, looked at the lass and thought "Lucky bloke."

We look a different team when Zog is freed from his defensive duties. Mike Riley is a clueless twat.

BLAGANWHYDARMEE

If he comes on as a sub cheer him, then boo his first touch so that hillarity ensues

No, he's an ugly troll.

Think I remember Mido saying in an interview he sometimes gets shit from folk back home for not setting a very good example and jumping through all the daft hoops you have to go through to be a devout anything. Got the impression he wasn't too arsed about it and just went through the motions. Maybe someone could try and convert Viduka? Can't do him any harm.

I was well happy with Cescs tasty slice of goal pie until I realised only one person in the top 15 of my pub league didn't have Fabregas or Adebayor as captain.

If I was a scouser I'd be fuming with Rafa going "Sorry Fernando, you're going to have to learn to share. Give the other boys a go with the ball and you can play later. Look, you've made Dirk cry. Oh, wait, he always looks like that."

Big names don't always give good advice. God told Jay-Jay Okocha to sign for Hull.

I've said he's shit for ages, he's played over 100 games for us and hasn't shown any glimmer of improvement. He's always off side, slow as shit, trips over his own legs all the time, piss weak in the air, actually gets shorter when he jumps, heads the ball like he's recently out of a neck brace and reacts (slowly) to everything in the game rather than trying to actually anticipate what is going to happen. If he wants to control the ball he should try and hit it as hard as he can so it dribbles a flacid 2 foot in front of him. When he's through on goal he should try and delicately control it so it has a chance of pinging off as a 30 yard thunderbolt screamer.

I hope you didn't park near the ground, I was next to a Toyota Garage and was stuck for at least 45 minutes, that just rounded off a bad day. We made a weekend of it and spent most of the time in Nottingham luckily. Got the train away from the ground so that wasn't too bad at least. The Derby fans were acting like they'd won the league though, which fucked me off even more.

That was the most frustrating game I've been at for a long time. And Derby's a fucking hole.

Saw that on SSN, piss funny the way he said it as well