Dave

This is absolutely consuming my every waking moment, if I was up there I think I'd just be spontaneously cheering all the time. Get the fuck in. So happy thinking about it over and over again. We fucking did it. Take care everyone. 👍🏻

Gone with this for the lock screen, absolutely love it.

Thanks, that's very kind. Hope you're well too, great™ to see so many are still here from the beginning.

Nah page wanker

Shut up you massive fanny.

"What a fucking goal"

Same reaction as us. https://x.com/NUFC/status/1901373070989734013

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002928b Burn goal: 45:00 Isak goal: 1:10:50 Final whistle: 2:00:00

Shout out to Paully, love you man. And all the others that kept saying we'd do this in the prematch thread. Last night I had visions of the BBC Sport website saying 'Newcastle stun Liverpool to end 70 years of hurt'. But I didn't want to feel let down yet again so I avoided all the hype, build up and everything. And that BBC headline is basically there. Right now. FUCK ME.

Probs gonna run this back to back all night, like last time we won when I was pissed.

Please send my love.

Was convinced he wouldn't come out for the second half after having what appeared to be a hamstring pull. Whether he played through it or not, he was absolutely brilliant today after some really iffy performances in recent times. A true leader, and deserves a shitload of respect for being *the* signing that genuinely transformed this club.

What sort of cunt allows adverts on their football forum?

Haha I think the forum software must give up after a while because there was only a few. Hope you're good mate.

Same. But in hindsight, basically Bruno losing the ball doing that pointless swivel (that led directly to their goal) was literally the only time during the match where we were anything other than ultra-professional, and we did the same through to the final whistle. Amazing. Hope you're well mate.

Absolutely robbed of a Man of the Match award, by Dan Burn.

Fucking hell. Not really sure what to say or feel but we absolutely deserved that, amazing performance. Enjoy it everyone.

Enjoy it folks. Absolutely unreal season. Hope you're all well. Take care.

To the people asking elsewhere or messaging me, this thread is locked because it's basically a disgrace at this point. Nobody comes out of this looking good. Mike Ashley must be wetting himself at us and our pitiful attempts to mobilise and then falling out about how we should do so and indeed whether we even should at all. Arguing amongst ourselves over anything and everything. Fuck him and his wank excuse for a football club. Fuck our pathetic cuck fans and fuck this forum. #ragequit

A: It's Mike Ashley.

Guess who wins again.