thomas

Could be solved with a simple url rewrite rule at the server. Nothing could go wrong.

fucking. joselu.

garbage

needed that 2nd so bad. fuck, needed the 1st so bad. why did they both have to go to joselu

burn him

Joselu you magical turd.

it's a pour pour penalty

lolololololol

WHAAAAAT

I'm glad I know that however bad I feel, Ando always sounds miles more uncomfortable with being alive

What's his injury and is it serious? Can't search for shit.

A ginger tapeworm that needs removed.

Shame he was massively behind sounness like. Didn't he also post under the NE5 account?

staged or not it's funny af

Guessing/hoping - Colback, Saivet ... M'bemba and/or Mitrovic.

Rafa shut that down when he publicly announced that Ashley told him the deal was off at the start of January. Ashley knew, his toadies knew, Rafa knew. They just didn't do anything.

you grow up.

if we sell merino ...

whichever one would come. something about beggars and not being choosers. shameful how many options are massive upgrades on our current strike force.

*looks out on overcast day* fuck this gray earth

Oh well. Swooped by West Brom, what can you do? You can't make the players sign for you. #WeTried

What's his injury record this year? 100% unavailable this calendar year. Suffered minor muscle related setback just after Christmas having already been unavailable for most of December.

Would be fkn buzzing if we got him... right up until the point his legs fall off halfway through his debut. Mentally I'm prepared for a Stephen Ireland-esque loan spell. Abs selfie in the nightclub. 2 games, 45 minutes. Injury. Goes home. Anything above and beyond that is a bonus.

If we've ever performed a thorough medical before please let this be the one.

If this isn't just a "we tried" bit, I have to wonder what it took behind the scenes to kick their arses into gear and start making moves.