thomas

Whats with the massive fuck off score graphic too? And now this flavored popcorn tin only has the cheese third left in it. jesus. today just keeps getting worse.

are we recreating the scene from face/off on the pitch now? cart him off

ayew's head bounced like fuck off the ground :\ edit: replay shows maybe not. Not sure what else it was then.

mbembainho

We're not looking great - not the worst i've seen of us, mind - but west ham have contrived to look worse.

Mark Noble's only 30 which kind of blows my mind.

if perez had taken that in stride

Atsu's got a sweet case of Anita ass.

I am pro-yellow-card-for-celebrating on the grounds that i am a spiteful fuck and we have nothing to celebrate so no one else should get to either.

eat fucking shit edit: @pep not doon

I don't mind City that much but I just don't like Pep Guardiola in the slightest so I hope they crash and burn.

Cold sweats just thinking of who it'd be. Step up Jürgen Klinsmann.

That's gold.

He'd put out all the flames with vomit and be hailed as a national hero

Areola. Linked with him previously, no? Heard he's a bit of a tit.

the de jong reign well and truly over. their bloodline at newcastle has ended. night's veil is lifted and a new dawn breaks. Get fucked you glass dutch bastards.

oh well

Becomes must not lose game.

There are no wheels. *dead flag blues begins playing*

Free header from a corner, looked like Murphy(?) and Darlow got in each other's way trying to get to it. Not sure how it ended up going in but it's hopeless defending. cheers. ffs.

howler? unstoppable rocket? nee tv or radio

Faye by a mile surely

Just wondering how far along these were before we heard about them. Feel like Rafa was near the boiling point.

Get in, I'm almost transfer bath wet. http://i.imgur.com/vSymL8x.gif