thomas

Pepe is a full blown shithead, always has been. Unreal they haven't been able to find anyone better in all his time.

holy fuck

"Got all his angles right like Isosceles" bullshit he doesn't troll freestyle battles for lines edit: Ramos

fucked up decision

What was the one with nanoseconds and terabytes? It escapes me and it's not on the twitter that keeps track of it. hope it gets on there eventually

pique goal - "He Rises! He rises like a salmon rising from a fresh summer stream to punish the net" ray did you just switch channels from national geographic to hustler mid thought?

Phenomenal by Marcelo & Benzema

That was fucking...I don't even know. The last five minutes of commentary defy description. "He broke out the sand wedge and painted it in the top corner but Navas grew his nails 3 inches to swipe it away. The shot was magisterial and the save was ... magisterial-er" I just gave up.

Dude.

he fuckin did

Ray Hudson going on about linen sheets as Madrid's defense. his analogies are getting increasingly insane with age. edit: wtf "A free kick ugly as frog's breasts by his standards."

He said, no lack of effort today

I don't wanna swim the ocean I don't wanna fight the tide I don't wanna swim forever When it's cold I'd like to die I don't wanna swim the ocean I don't wanna fight the tide I don't wanna swim forever When it's cold I'd like to die

I want to die

I can but only if 30 minutes prior I choked down a handful of peyote buttons

How did things ever get so far? I don't know.

fuuuuck hope they crumble now

bossed around by norwich in the year 2016

My fear is he saw enough over the break to know it's impossible tbh :\

gotta say Rafa's selection experiment here was ... not good. to be kind.

fuck off

So sad I'm missing Garry "Most Miserable Man On Earth" Birtles commentating on what may be the most miserable game on earth

welcome back, tiote getting your first and final warning 7 minutes in.

nooooo, damn you USA network. Give me Birtles.