thomas

"Neil Warnock refuses to rule himself out the running for NUFC Job"

James and Isco incoming. Imagine him trying this on Mitrovic, the little weirdo http://i.imgur.com/jbFFZGI.jpg

*flips his "believe anything the Daily Mail says, ever" switch to ON*

with carr gone i'm sure they'll come to snuff the wooster.

How do they pass off the other 18 teams that didn't win the league and athe least two that were relegated with Prozone? The article is a bit stupid and reads like a barely concealed advertisement - there's no silver bullet in football; not stats, not a manager, not money. There are unpredictable things outside of your club that no technology or methodology can control for. However on the extreme other end, glibly dismissing the use of statistics altogether with the "they don't tell the full story" or "you can twist stats to make them say whatever you want" chestnuts is equally stupid. It's only as useful as capabilities of the people who are making decisions based on it.

relieved it wasn't spelled 'your'

made it to r/gifs and the front page too. was saving it for the divas thread, now i'll just look like a copycat

Yep. Still. But also

If there's a bomb scare in a stadium the last thing you want to do is keep people in the stadium, even if you're locking them away in a box under the pitch until the all clear. If there's any kind of terror threat VIP treatment it should be emergency copters standing by to make a pitch landing, whisking them all away to safety at a moment's notice so they don't have to funnel through emergency exits with us proles.

The worrying thing is the number of valid cases that could be argued for so many of them

http://i.imgur.com/zbLhqCl.png

Where's the Doumbia option? FIFA legend that he is he should have kept us up single-handed.

ginger avenger Taylor's out too much injured and his contract is up anyway. If he had more time in the squad to shit it up I might have been persuaded. But fuck me Colback is godawful.

jesus

You'd need 8 stories of panic rooms installed underground if they're each pitch sized and people are given 1m2 to languish in and you need to house ~ 50,000 fans + assorted personnel on matchday. Way more if you don't want people to feel like sardines. #unfeasible

If he takes this decision out of Lee's hands and gives Rafa what he wants it will be the single smartest thing he's ever done.

There isn't one ffs, give him what he wants you dopey fat spatula. "I'd love to tell you 'yes' to everything you've asked today, Rafa." "Then tell me yes." "I need to make everyone sweat over it and live in dread for a while. It's kind of my thing."

Mitro you twat

Mitro squaring up to Taylor (the ref) there

just fuck already

This is like a preview of next season somehow starring a spurs team who should have been trying for 2nd.

Auf wiedersehen prem, tyne to go

a nice refreshing cantona

couldn't help but read "tyne to go" in ranier wolfcastle voice.