thomas

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stupid hope, go away

don't know why but the possibility of this going tits up is more agonizing than the slow walk to relegation we were on killing me this. get it done.

man united losing is like viagra for the soul

Aye, too used to winning. Definitely Overqualified if he expects to pick up a lot of points. Dangerous attitude like that could dissolve the delicate fabric holding us together at the bottom.

devoid of context that's a hilarious question

As long as they don't pull a Costanza heel turn it's cool.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3484616/How-suits-paid-Sportsmail-reveals-earning-chiefs-Premier-League-club.html http://i.imgur.com/nZ6k92R.jpg if that's remotely accurate.

Tbf he's put us in the position where Ashley (after the best part of decade) finally understands the importance of a good manager. Aye but it wasn't on purpose. Unless it was and he's the ginger Hannibal Lecter.

I thought they already had.

:lol: Deuce.

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sig fodder for the next round of attack ads tbh

Amazing what the twat will do when there's money at risk. I can see if he works a miracle and keeps us up, them returning to the old model and another chump in the summer. Again, I'm sure if Benitez were to come in now, he would want assurances that the gig is is if he keeps us up, and that he can manage as he wants. Give the bloke the keys to the castle and let him get on with it. It's not as if he doesn't have a proven CV! Ashley's history to date suggests he'll be given those promises, keeps us up, then gets fucked about in the summer leading to him walking and some shmuck coming in.

Why does everyone think he didn't say that? He 100% said it after practicing in the mirror for half an hour. He's a gormless thumb, why are you putting anything past him

He must be staying then, there is no other conversation that could have that leads to him taking training again tomorrow. What a bizarre club we really are, such a weird weird club. Maybe. But at the same time he's under contract. It's his job to take training Unless he walks out, he has to do it I just can't even imagine a conversation with them that ends with McClaren taking training and still losing his job. Surely Charnley wasn't saying "well we are in talks with a few people, so until we fire you just keep taking training?" I dunno, that sounds like exactly the kind of thing he'd say

What universe do people who say "be careful what you wish for" live in? Like there's a malevolent genie waiting to fuck over our wish on a technicality. "You said you wanted McClaren gone, I didn't hear anything about his successor not being Joe Kinnear. TEE HEE HEE" fuck off. If you can't suss the intent behind wanting McClaren out at this point you're a moron.

hope thread title is Steve 'Jobless' McClaren before bedtime.

Something tells me he'd cock it up anyway by trying to haggle Rafa down to the terms Steve was on

Otherwise known as conducting business like they have a fucking clue.

I'd stake the future of fiat currency on "absolutely anything" turning out to be wholly disappointing, though

3:32 pm here, 20:32 UTC on that tweet, which should be 8:32 GMT. Your clock's gone rancid, chopey. edit: ^^ yours too!

There's no way his stock has fallen so far that he couldn't walk into 3/4ths of the clubs in the league if he really wanted. "Hi. Fire your guy. Hire me." "Okay"

Infuriating that there's so much that's possible at this club yet it's 99999-to-1 against that they don't fuck up something this important.