thomas

why do we have mob henchmen for fullbacks

"Oh no, b'rer geordie, don't throw me in the colback patch."

fuuuuck close

Fuck off Colback

At least it's not Maddley? We'd be down to 9 already somehow. Small favors and all that.

rob killin it with that 3" vertical

Where he should be. Probably still hasn't twigged he's not managing us anymore Thinks he's playing FM in an Oculus. daaaaamn

Allardyce already acquiescing to a draw. Nice level setting of expectations.

http://i.imgur.com/p5iYf9S.gif

so bitter

The last 20 pictures of that slide show could have been a timelapse of a terrified siem being slowly overtaken by a pack of wolves and it would be completely normal

is there a way we can shoehorn in some playoffs? maybe divide each team into two 5-a-sides and have the four teams play each other in a first goal wins format? the first two games could even run simultaneously on the same pitch for added fan excitement and sponsorship opportunity. If the two winning sides are from the same team the final doesn't have to be played.

Has there been many a well received letter to fans from any club/manager? They're all kind of cringe-y.

Hope a week has given Rafa time to work a miracle or four.

how is that hot commodity unwed

Reminded of the great M83 debate of '15. I think differing use of are/is is just convention rather than a frightening glimpse into our franchise obsessed psyche. see : http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/001874.html, http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2011/09/agreement-over-collective-nouns/ and others

retractable stadium roof made of trophies surely can't be far from complete edit: safety

fuck he's good

get 'em nees!

http://i.imgur.com/j72c8NZ.png

:lol:

The Man With The Spaghetti Bones

get the fuck off my screen

what happened to leicesters very cool+funky geometric pitch pattern