Early onset Alzheimer's is not a laughing matter. I think it's time we start seriously considering this as a plausible explanation of Pardew's decisions.
what a pointless substitution
edit: legitimately angry at that now. for some reason the shite football was just bemusing in a detached kind of way, sammy on boils my blood.
Pardew's notebook is a list of tactics he's invented to annoy fans. He's got "Floated Set Piece to Willo" circled thrice in red and "fucking gold" written next to it.