Pata

Taylor :lol: Spreading his arms didn't really help there, surprisingly.

What has happened to Yorkie?

'Excellent' and 'superb'. :lol:

This thread never ceases to amaze me (though it's usually the same people). 'Shearer and Lukaku were better at 21, he will never be even decent' ffs

Fucking 4 minutes?

Atkinson you fucking cunt

GET IN!!!!!!!

Janmaat ffs

Come on, it's impossible to get any power behind the header from that angle.

Kirchoff is a bit of a beast.

Good keeper tips that over the bar. Positioning was shocking for the Defoe shot. Fuck him.

Blob has no excuses for that. First a poor rebound and then going to the near post when Shelvey is already standing there and that sad f***ing bounce gets past him.

Yes

Janmaat can be so thick.

Colback

Townsend looking good. Should have been a pen too.

I like him a lot. The things he struggles with should be taken care of by time, coaching and more experience.

No he didn't His arm was tucked in against his body and the balls hit his arm Was it in an unnatural position? No Was it deliberate? No No penalty His arm left his body to make contact with the ball .....pen all day

The Dutch Kevin Nolan. Want to see SDJ on for him sooner rather than later we need someone who can receive and make a pass in their half. That's a terrible comparison man. SDJ is arguably closer to being the Dutch Nolan than Wijnaldum. SDJ has made more passes in the opposition half in the 3 minutes he's played this season than Wij from the matches I've seen, and I've watched pretty much all of them. Nolan can't pass in the opposition half?

The Dutch Kevin Nolan. Want to see SDJ on for him sooner rather than later we need someone who can receive and make a pass in their half. That's a terrible comparison man. SDJ is arguably closer to being the Dutch Nolan than Wijnaldum.

What has happened here? I haven't been able to follow the news today but the thread has 40 new pages. He's still not sacked but it's looking good? Anything else?

Well done mate

wtf Elliot, lift your hand ffs