Dinho lad

Yeah... we're a different animal without him, you know.

4 or 5 players (so probably 6 or 7!) didn't train all week and didn't look fit, yet he started them?! Fair play for taking ownership of that disgustingly bad mistake, but that was one hell of a massive, disgusting mistake, fella! He is genuinely thick as fuck.

That Skechers advert you see on YouTube.

I see, I see.

Hatem Ben Arfa? :'( What?

£19m. £18m in performance clauses which if he activates means he's worth £37m and more. All the talk coming out of Italy is that he's absolutely class. Really running out of material now that the "Ole is a PE teacher" narrative has fallen flat on its arse. Reminds me when you lot were linked with Longstaff!

We'll just concentrate on the league, thank you.

Well... he's got early onset dementia now, so....

Walked past Lee Hughes in a London underground once.

Rolled back the years!

£5 fee bet on KdB anytime, Gundogen to be booked and Chelsea to score at 13.

£35m, please.

We actually had a plan? I thought it was a result built on a bit of intensive man-management in response to 'heavy' recent criticism.

Petrol money cost much?

That's me out of the game. See ya whenever.

My free £5 is on Rashford and Cavani anytime and Saiss card.

Fuck off, 1-1s; fuck off, draws; and fuck off, betting!

Cash card for £28 and over 2.5 for £19.

Fucking hate Santa.

Got £1 on it. Also got £3 on Cash card and Giroud goal.

Crystal Palace v Leicester To Be Booked Luka Milivojevic To Be Booked Christian Benteke To Be Booked Hamza Choudhury Combined odds: 72.07 Stake: £1.00 Potential Returns: £72.07

Saiss.

Stupid twats.

Wolves v Tottenham - Away Team Over/Under 1.5 Over 5.50 Stake: £4.00 Potential Returns: £22.00 Spurs haven't scored more than one away goal in a match (in the PL) since the 6-1 against Man Utd. Worth a little punt.

That's like appointing Joe Kinnear!