Wullie

Leeds fan as well isn't he? Not that it always makes a difference but why would arguably the hottest prospect in world football sign up to try and challenge Leicester?

No but if a player is booked while they're on the bench the card will become active and be added to the total if they come on. Not sure what happens if it happens the other way (after they've already gone off).

PSG at 9/5 seems crazy to me.

What the hell have I just watched?

Walker and Armstrong 100/1

Rangers had sent a letter to Nicola Sturgeon (I think it was something to do with the recent crowds outside Ibrox) and in it they'd made reference to "the other half of the Old Firm" but apparently Celtic no longer consider the Old Firm to exist since Rangers started again.

Both games tonight absolutely brilliant.

Posh red card has proper done me out of a 170/1 6-fold.

Great price that.

Wyke to score, O'Nein and Marquis cards 80/1

If only Costa hadn't blazed over earlier.

Lingard and Costa 2+ SOT 55/1

McTominay and Bernardo Silva 55/1

Wish I'd bloody had more on.

Ha, that one's entirely my own work actually, scout's honour!

Copied the no goals, no cards angle and also got the 0-0 double with the Manchester derby at 76/1.

I like the 9/2 (Betfair and 365) for Jeando Fuchs to be booked for Dundee Utd vs Celtic (kicking off at 12). Received 6 cards in 13 appearances this season, including his last 3. Hasn't played against Celtic yet but has been booked in both appearances against Rangers.

That better be a shot.

Howay Youri you fucker

SOT each, Lallana, Ricardo, Tielemens 46/1

97th minute card for timewasting, thank fuck.

Let's finally see that bloody Jonny card I've been going for for weeks, got him with Sanson at 33s.

Had a big single on that and bottled it and cashed it out. Fucking tit. Need 2 cards each in Cadiz later not to have wasted a gift of a price. I honestly thought the price was so good given the form that the bookies must know something I didn't.

Lundstram card, Minamino 2 SOT 30/1 Fleck and Diallo cards 25/1

I really like Morecambe's price. Them to win and score 2 is 3/1.