Wullie

He's piled it on.

Quickly remembered how much I hate international betting.

Giroud goal/Mykolenko card Lukaku goal/Allen card Racic/Cullen cards Trixie and the single on the third at 28/1.

You might win yet, Dutch have scored twice in 2 mins.

Done yourself there.

"She can't run in those little high heels" is the best bit.

He's not, he's 6/1.

Bruce made that comment where he thought a journalist was talking about bacon so they've linked it to this, which was from an episode of Wife Swap USA:

That is a stupendous reference.

I always enjoy the ten minute ad read for pube trimmers.

It was already here really, the 3pm Saturday slot frequently only had 3 or 4 games even before the pandemic. Most major Euro leagues are the same, they have one slot with a few games and the others staggered, the exception being Spain who stagger them all.

He blocked me ages ago when I said Bruce hadn't had more abuse than any other NUFC manager other than Keegan or Benitez.

Sanson and Hojbjerg for me too

Oh ffs

Ndidi/Matic cards 25/1 Perez/Greenwood 2 SOT 41/1

Lingard 2 SOT, Dawson and Odegaard 1 each, 42/1

I usually avoid EFL cards and I'll probably wish I had later but couple of games I like today. Watford and Birmingham are the two most booked teams in the Championship. A card each and 3+ match cards is 10/11, 2 cards each is 7/2. South Wales derby later too (5 and 7 in the booking table), 2 cards each 21/10 - last two meetings, including one with no fans, have finished 4-2 on yellows (a red in one of those too) Player-wise, Maxime, Hughes and Sarr look the value in the early game so I've got the trixie on that, will edit if any aren't playing. Sarr has 6 in his last 20 so 7/1 looks the stand-out price there.

You can hardly watch a Champions League game without seeing a former Newcastle player who made 3 sub appearances.

Spartak?

He's cashed out the vast majority. Sensible decision.

Those goals for Bacuna were his first since Nov 2019 in fairness.

Newport look really well priced as well.