Wullie

I reckon there's some value in Kazakhstani cards at 2pm. They pick up a lot and the player odds look bigger than they should be, especially given they're playing France.

Mitro's record is fucking amazing given how underwhelming he continues to be domestically.

It always feels to me like a soap opera that I've not seen for 15 years. There's a few characters I recognise ("Oh look there's Steve Wraith, Jesus, is he still in it?"), there's about 15 young lasses that all look alike, each with their own podcast or something, and I haven't got a clue who anybody else is or what's happening, and am I fuck inclined to find out.

Malta ffs

Jumped in front of a train iirc.

Ireland to score 2 and win BTTS/overs Czechs/Belgium BTTS Serbia/Portugal Slovakia 2 and win 12/1

Bollocks.

He's piled it on.

Quickly remembered how much I hate international betting.

Giroud goal/Mykolenko card Lukaku goal/Allen card Racic/Cullen cards Trixie and the single on the third at 28/1.

You might win yet, Dutch have scored twice in 2 mins.

Done yourself there.

"She can't run in those little high heels" is the best bit.

He's not, he's 6/1.

Bruce made that comment where he thought a journalist was talking about bacon so they've linked it to this, which was from an episode of Wife Swap USA:

That is a stupendous reference.

I always enjoy the ten minute ad read for pube trimmers.

It was already here really, the 3pm Saturday slot frequently only had 3 or 4 games even before the pandemic. Most major Euro leagues are the same, they have one slot with a few games and the others staggered, the exception being Spain who stagger them all.

He blocked me ages ago when I said Bruce hadn't had more abuse than any other NUFC manager other than Keegan or Benitez.

Sanson and Hojbjerg for me too

Oh ffs

Ndidi/Matic cards 25/1 Perez/Greenwood 2 SOT 41/1

Lingard 2 SOT, Dawson and Odegaard 1 each, 42/1

I usually avoid EFL cards and I'll probably wish I had later but couple of games I like today. Watford and Birmingham are the two most booked teams in the Championship. A card each and 3+ match cards is 10/11, 2 cards each is 7/2. South Wales derby later too (5 and 7 in the booking table), 2 cards each 21/10 - last two meetings, including one with no fans, have finished 4-2 on yellows (a red in one of those too) Player-wise, Maxime, Hughes and Sarr look the value in the early game so I've got the trixie on that, will edit if any aren't playing. Sarr has 6 in his last 20 so 7/1 looks the stand-out price there.