Wullie

TIL Conor Hourihane is at Swansea.

What a goal from Dele Alli, quite similar to last night's from Giroud.

Bednarek and Klich 22/1

Needed a second Fernandes SOT for £188 ffs.

I was waiting for the same for £45.

Nobody's mentioned the worst one. Conversation on 5Live just now: Steve Crossman: I'd written down the word 'ominous' as John Murray said it after 8 minutes, do you think Mikel Arteta will be quite happy to be 1-0 down at the break given the start Man City made? Karen Carney: Ooh I dunno, I don't even know what that word means, I can't even pronounce it. She's thick as a whale omelette.

Savage is a complete mystery to me. Ubiquitous despite the fact that everybody hates him.

Lukaku and Ibra both to score and get booked 85/1

Reed/Fleck 33/1

Needed a second Everton card for £86, fucking cunts.

13/2 is very long indeed. Don't often do card singles but I'm having that. Apparently he's a doubt though.

Sorry missed this earlier, Betfair.

Mount and Redmond 2 SOT 94/1

How did his rebound header not count?! The defender cleared it but it was on target?! On target basically means they have to get through to the keeper to be saved (not sure about efforts off the line). On target but stopped by a defender usually counts as blocked which is a separate category in the stats.

Pilko, great spot on Will Hughes although I only got him at 9/2, he was my go-to Watford card in the PL. Need Jonny now for a 37/1 double.

Jonny looks big for a card at 6/1. Consistently booked throughout his career before he got that bad injury.

I see Nut's already flagged it but I came in to say that Ally McCoist is the best co-commentator around.

Gone Burnley, Swansea, Atleti and Sevilla at 27/1

Yeah Sevilla's price is crazy to me, Dortmund have been absolutely shocking the last month or so.

Rodgers is doing a great job obviously but they were really good last season too until the last few weeks. They were 3rd for most of the season and are currently 3rd. West Ham have been a complete surprise.

If the season stopped now Moyes gets manager of the season easy imo. Got them looking really good, very like his Everton side, not exciting but very difficult to beat. It must be winding the mackems right up.

Needed us to pick up one card for a nice winner, can't even put a fucking tackle in.

Mount 2 SOT, ASM and Almiron 1 each, 23/1

Yeah I'm taking Lascelles with Azpilicueta up against ASM, 22/1.

That Leeds thing was the best thing that ever happened to Karen Carney, her agent must be making some coin at the moment. I've started hearing that fucking voice in my dreams.