Wullie

Posh red card has proper done me out of a 170/1 6-fold.

Great price that.

Wyke to score, O'Nein and Marquis cards 80/1

If only Costa hadn't blazed over earlier.

Lingard and Costa 2+ SOT 55/1

McTominay and Bernardo Silva 55/1

Wish I'd bloody had more on.

Ha, that one's entirely my own work actually, scout's honour!

Copied the no goals, no cards angle and also got the 0-0 double with the Manchester derby at 76/1.

I like the 9/2 (Betfair and 365) for Jeando Fuchs to be booked for Dundee Utd vs Celtic (kicking off at 12). Received 6 cards in 13 appearances this season, including his last 3. Hasn't played against Celtic yet but has been booked in both appearances against Rangers.

That better be a shot.

Howay Youri you fucker

SOT each, Lallana, Ricardo, Tielemens 46/1

97th minute card for timewasting, thank fuck.

Let's finally see that bloody Jonny card I've been going for for weeks, got him with Sanson at 33s.

Had a big single on that and bottled it and cashed it out. Fucking tit. Need 2 cards each in Cadiz later not to have wasted a gift of a price. I honestly thought the price was so good given the form that the bookies must know something I didn't.

Lundstram card, Minamino 2 SOT 30/1 Fleck and Diallo cards 25/1

I really like Morecambe's price. Them to win and score 2 is 3/1.

Flint/Pipa cards in the Huddersfield game, 28/1.

I'll waste my money on Wan Bissaka and Ward at 60s.

Card trixie, Cork (9s), Elmo (10s), Wan-Bissaka (9s), treble pays 1100/1.

You've tempted me in Neil. Having him with Omar Richards of Reading who looks the best priced of the regularly booked in the Championship, 4/1, has 3 in his last 4 starts.

Pep wants shooting if he doesn't manage to win the CL this year.

Aye you can do it with 365 bet builders.

Not even 24 hours later and I'm leaping straight back into the trap.