Wullie

When it qualifies you for Europe, I'd guess. When you're feeding on scraps i guess everything counts but it's almost on a par with qualifying via the 'Fair Play' tables like Man City did once. Yeah, except that's not qualifiying via the league is it? I couldn't give two fucks anyway. I hate the UEFA Cup. It's a shit tournament full of shit teams, too many games and it only starts being worthwhile in around March, by which time people who actually go to games (i.e. not your average Bolton fan) have spent God knows how much watching us play teams from Israeli mountain villages. You embrace it if you want. When you've been in it consistently since 1994 and been in the Champions League, you'll realise it's shit. I also know that won't happen btw.

That's just desperate! How are the mighty fallen... What on Earth are you gibbering about now?

...and you lot were lucky that Anelka wasn't in our team and Diouff is at the African Nations Cup! Our 'talentless' team has just reached the last 32 of the UEFA Cup. When was the last time you lot even qualified for Europe via the league?! I like the way you say "Anelka wasn't in your team" as if he was injured. He doesn't play for you anymore mate. You're lucky Shearer, Lee and Beardsley weren't in our team. We were in Europe via the league last season. Hope that cleared your foggy memory up. If we're so insignificant, why do you feel the need to come on and tell us? Here's a tip: we don't give a shit so fuck off.

seconded. what a c***. i noticed the four eyed t*** didnt have the bollocks to say owt when he was interviewd the other day in the press room after the conference 'isnt it great' he said 'its good to see keegan back'. get f***** man you specky f****** coward. im glad they hate us, lets create a siege mentality, i dont want to be everyones second favourite team again anyway, f*** that, means nowt to me, let them hate us because we kick their arses everytime their team sets foot on our pitch, and when we set foot on theirs. c***s. bring it on. Spot on. I don't want to be everyone's second favourite team anymore. I want to be insular as fuck and stick two fingers up to everyone south of Felling, other than our good NUFC insiders in the South of course.

bollocks we are You are in for a wake-up call...there is some coffee brewing - smell it.. http://www.pete-online.us/cjimages/Drama%20Queen.bmp

Relegation ffs. Have a word. And even if we did, how would it ruin the club exactly? We're not in a single penny's worth of debt.

Another one, this time from the Independent: http://sport.independent.co.uk/football/news-and-comment/article3353715.ece

*spit* it's very talksport and i hope the *spit* was ironic Oh I know he's a WUM, the article is filled with "Agree or disagree? Let me know!" links. But he's still a wanker.

Oh, and one of our players has been sleeping with some slag who's ran to that shitty rag for her three seconds of "fame". http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2001_alan_smith_loo_romp.shtml The knives are well and truly out this week.

Remember that cock I mentioned ten minutes ago, Andy Dunn from Britain's Finest Newspaper, the ever reputable News of the World? Not content with slagging us off in his match drivel, this is his column's latest offering: *spit*

Andy Dunn's "opinion" from the NOTW. I use the word "opinion" loosely, since that word suggests to me that it is somehow worthy of listening to/reading/not spitting on. Not quite as hate filled as his rant from a fortnight on, but the bloke is clearly a prize arsehole. I think it's nearly time for "Jose Enrique is shite" to be officially added to the list of shit cliches that lazy journalists who can't be arsed to do their job properly will use to pen an NUFC article.

Madras man you're fucking clueless.

That's the way I see it. We played much better, we tried to get it down and pass it, we had a lot of posession but lacked penetration. In 3 fucking days, that's quite an improvement, tbh. blueyes.gif

you are a total wanker fuck off and support the mackems And you're fucking dense.

Babayaro's still on the back of the programme too.

Shearer saying on MOTD that him and KK had a long conversation last night and will be speaking again at the end of the week. Hansen: Does he want me too?

FYP.

berbatov's movement is excellent tho, always buzzing about, drifting wide and making mazy dribbles in and around the area. this helps him brings others into the game far more than viduka can nowadays. with berbatov it's "i'm going to bring the ball to you" with viduka it's "you're gonna have to come over here to get the ball". fitter and scores more too, and while viduka-owen never really looks like a good partnership i'm pretty sure berbatov would be an excellent partner for owen or martins. No doubt I'd rather have Berbatov, Vids is getting on. He's still total class though and just calling him "lazy" is bloody stupid imo. Same people who slag him off will slag off Smith for being shite. You can't have it both ways without paying incredible amounts of money.

Allardyce's biggest problem was letting untested back fours, most of whom had never played in this league or even spoke the language, have pressure forced onto them. Keegan won't. Cacapa's a bloody good player, so's Enrique. I even have some hope for Rozehnal, but he's got a lot more work to do.

We'd probably have won today if Viduka had played imo. The type of player with magic you need when you're struggling to break a bunch of cloggers like Bolton down. He's lazy though. And fat. We need someone like Berbatov who breaks his back to get to every ball.

Sounds to me like you're reading too much (i.e. anything at all) into what the rags say. I hope i am Wullie. In truth i dont think he will be after them 3 specifically but i'd put money on at least one of them being a target, hopefully SWP. I really don't see him going after the other two. They're all players who have been linked with us for the last three or four windows at least. Lazy journalism at its finest. I think if proof were ever needed how much wank the journos talk, it's Jermaine Defoe. Last week, Harry Redknapp was set on making him his first signing for NUFC. Now Keegan is. What a load of shit. I'd take SWP for sure, but I can't see Chelsea letting him go at present.

Give Fulham ten free points out of everyone else's pot in order to relegate these cunts I say.

Rubbish. Keegan out.

Sounds to me like you're reading too much (i.e. anything at all) into what the rags say.