Wullie

Neil Lennon gave evidence on Shearer's behalf too.

De Vries. That bloke must cry himself to sleep at night.

Fuck off home will you David, there's a good little twat.

I've got more chance of a game.

Fucking fantastic. Pissed off about the lack of defender but considering the irratic wankers in charge it's a huge relief to me that we haven't sold anyone.

The last page is very funny. Why would anyone believe a single word that idiot Mark Douglas spouts? Proper little Walter Mitty character.

I mentioned Sol Campbell, wouldn't surprise me at all to see Pardew take his begging bowl to Ashley and ask for a Kuqi/Ollie Bernard type super signing.

from what i've seen someone like mbwia would be an upgrade on both and thats what we want isn't it ? More chance of signing quality players if we can push for that 4th place by not hoying points down the drain by playing Perch and I would argue that there are positions in the first team that need strengthening long before centre half does, especially when we reach summer and players inevitably get sold. I'd rather have signed this bloke and subsequently not have to play Danny Simpson in every single game next year.

The argument of "what happens when we buy an expensive top class centre half in the summer" is bizarre imo. Apart from the fact that it won't happen, why do we need to? I'm more than happy to continue with Colo and Taylor at our first choice pairing with Williamson and A.N. Other Half Decent Player to cover. Am I missing something?

And Perch at centre half.

This is why I couldn't understand people tripping over each other to shove themselves up Ashley's hoop when we signed Cisse. At least wait until the window "closes" to see what sort of monstrous fuck-up he makes in an attempt to penny pinch, because there's always one. Constantly robbing Peter to pay Paul. If he played every week, Perch will lose us more points than the strikers gain us because it's so easy to pick him off in the air, possibly starting tomorrow.

What's Sol Campbell doing tomorrow night?

Craig David could chew an apple through a letterbox.

Not to Harry.

First choice until Thursday. Who would play tomorrow? Don't answer that, I already know.

Never understood why anyone would buy a club calendar. Even if you manage to get as far as May with the squad still there, chances are they won't see out the summer.

Dzeko wouldn't get in our team tomorrow, never mind our full side.

Fat-Head Sam down 5-1 Many more of them and Real Madrid might reconsider his appointment when Mourinho leaves.

Must have a miles better squad than everyone else again.

Remember when that bloke ran on at Goodison and offered to swap shirts with Alex Nyarko?

Yellow card Don't know why this was funny.

Chelsea are shit, telling you, that 4th place is there for the taking (but not with Perch at centre half). We'd be above them if Mike Dean wasn't a fucking bottler.

That's absolutely unbelievable. I just assumed it was on tomorrow as well.

I see very little vitriol towards him tbh, just a general acceptance that he's nowhere good enough at Premier League level, and definitely not at centre half. He certainly doesn't get as much vitriol as some of those you mention or others like Lovenkrands and formerly Guthrie, who get personal abuse on here.

Ugh, prefer if he wasn't being loaned to the franchise, I don't mind giving them joke players.