Wullie

Andy Cole scored 4 hattricks in 93-94 So Ba is halfway. The heat is on. Cole only got 2 in the league mind.

Seems bizarre that Shearer only ever scored the two for us in the league. We've had a massive glut in the last three seasons. Carroll, Nolan x2, Lovenkrands (cup), Best, Ameobi, Ba x2.

Andy Cole.

I was shocked by his English, I'm sure he was interviewed post match some time early this season and it was ok but still quite hard to understand and for him to get across what he wanted to, now it's really excellent.

Imagine being stood in a pub next to him, listening to Christmas Tree's football craic. Would have to be before 8 like obviously, when they hoy the 12 year olds out.

"They've still not played anyone yet"

Outstanding performance, every last man.

Guthrie's been absolutely excellent.

Fucking neanderthals. Shame seeing a classy player like Woodgate playing for/with these wankers. Having said that, he's already played for Boro.

Sammy.

Aye could definitely see Shola in for Ba like.

Get in Simpson, he's loving it.

Get in.

Cannot comprehend taking Cabaye off when we need to keep the bastard ball.

Perch ffs.

Cabaye????

Is he having a fucking laugh? James Perch?

KEEP THE FUCKING BALL.

Fucking cheating cunts.

What an absolute lanky cheating cunt.

FFS.

Shit, didn't want to see Jones.

We've done exactly what Stoke don't like and played football. Too many teams go there and try and play them at their own game, Pardew said the other day that he did that last year and wouldn't make the same mistake.

That's got to be one of the best away halves from us in a long time. Absolutely outstanding. Now we've just got to hang on to it...