Wullie

Fat Boab as Mike Ashley tbh.

Just realise I'll have to make a new avatar.

Poor Clive's had to stop tugging himself silly over the way Man Utd had "dominated" the first seven minutes.

Awesome.

"Taking a shot at him", given that he's just got us relegated for only the fifth time in our history, should be the most liberal position as far as I'm concerned, with the other extreme being hoying the f***ing arsehole off the top of the keep. I am somewhere in between those two but only because I couldn't haul his obese form up the stairs. I'll give you a hand Wullie, you can try one of you over head kicks on him. I'd only miss again.

I'm hoping that when Llambias said that he hoped to 'have some more news by the end of the week', he expected talks to be going on this long. There might just be alot to discuss. "Aww go on, let us have Dennis back... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"

Smacks of a PR exercise like when they met Keegan before the Hull game to me.

"Taking a shot at him", given that he's just got us relegated for only the fifth time in our history, should be the most liberal position as far as I'm concerned, with the other extreme being hoying the fucking arsehole off the top of the keep. I am somewhere in between those two but only because I couldn't haul his obese form up the stairs.

If we can somehow keep Bassong, Beye and Enrique too, that's an incredibly strong defence to try and come back up with. I'd be very surprised though. Mind you, after seeing the usual anti-Enrique drivel has returned in the rags, we might be able to hang on to him seeing as no-one who reads a newspaper but doesn't actually watch him play would touch him with a bargepole.

If he didn't know the squad was a dead cert for relegation at the end of january, exactly what lessons does anyone expect him to learn? What the twat knows about football could fit on a postage stamp - second class obviously, the fucker's too cheap for first.

How does getting relegated count as stability? Some people have taken leave of their senses. My view is that we must get this poison out of the club as soon as possible before him and his mates take us down again.

What thread's next Dave, would you welcome winning the treble?

It staggers me that people are falling for this guff yet again. The man's just got us relegated and people are still tripping over themselves to defend him. How far will he have to take us before sense prevails?

Or by going to the games..? I've not missed a home game for six years mate, unfortunately I can't afford every away trip. Would if I could.

Talk is cheap. It was cheap last summer, it was cheap in January and it's cheap in the Championship. The fat cunt can fuck off.

The absolute worst thing about going down is going to have to return to the most horrible way to experience a football match - the bastard radio.

It'll be interesting to see what happens to Boro in the summer given their reported debt levels.

3 starts. New Rooney tbh.

While he wasn't to blame for the goal, him scoring the OG that sent us down was such a horribly perfect ending to the script of his Newcastle career. Get shot at any costs.

Fair play, you've waited a long while for that opportunity.

The booing was the Villa fans trying to get the Newcastle fans to stop singing through it. How fucking precious is that? The bloke's not dead. Personally I was more interested in trying to support my team than pay any attention to what Martin Laursen was or wasn't doing. Maybe when we eventually make it back to Villa Park, you can use your giant scoreboards as an autocue to let us know when we're allowed to support our team.

People who will take the piss out of friends over a relegation will tend to be the glory-hunting wankers or casual types who don't really understand football. Those who know how much something like this hurts will keep their mouth shut.

Can't wait to see loads of new grounds, gonna try to make the majority next season I think.

Try three rows back obscured by the baseball cap.

Despicable scumbag, him and his boss.