Wullie

Because there is no movement off the ball. The player in possession looks up for a pass, can't find anyone within 30 yards so he attempts keep hold of the ball until someone makes space for him. No-one is forthcoming so the player in possession has to boot it long up the pitch. Our ball retention must be the worst in the league. It's absolutely pitiful.

Yep. Clear two feet with studs. Waste of oxygen that bloke.

Shak mate, with our clear lack of pace, I still can't believe we got shot of Charlie, especially considering his replacement(s). he's looking like a different player at Wigan too, put in a bunch of good crosses yesterday and his movement is like a real wingers instead of someone who hasnt got a clue what he is doing. He's a total class act, always has been. He's a cunt though. As opposed to the rest of them who are all totally committed to the cause.

Shak mate, with our clear lack of pace, I still can't believe we got shot of Charlie, especially considering his replacement(s).

We need a miracle, starting with Everton and Villa doing us favours today and tomorrow.

I didn't think it was a red card in a month of Sundays. Jonas gets kicked up in the air like that about three times a game ffs.

I thought that when he was listing the top scorers, Eto'o, Messi, Forlan, Villa all into the mid-20s, Henry on 18 or 19 too. It's very much a rarity for players to break 20 goals in the Premiership now.

Or that in a season where Derby got 11 points they picked up 4 from you? (Although BS Allardyce can only be partially accountable for 3 of them) He was still manager when they drew at SJP.

Not like you to harbour a grudge for a disproportionately long time... That's one of my new ones.

I still haven't got over going to Derby and having one shot, from David Rozehnal.

Yeah it's been like that for years. Happens fairly often that the teams in 7th and 8th will finish on more points than 5th and 6th. Mental.

West Ham have won at Stoke. That's got to be one of the all time footballing shocks.

Wigan have cost me £100. Useless twats.

Don't worry, Mosley'll be along later to reel off every one, what minute it was and which ref gave it.

Unfortunately Liverpool are the one member of the top four who we never seem to be able to compete with on the day. With the others, we occasionally put up a fight, with Liverpool it tends to be like a knife through butter from the start. Liverpool were actually the last top 4 side we managed to beat. Oh shut up.

I make that four City pen saves (including a shootout) in little over 3 months. I doubt he made that many for us in the best part of 10 years. Ravanelli, Greening, Nolan, Neuville, the one against Alkmaar where they scored the rebound... I'm starting to struggle.

Shay Given saving penalties ffs, the world's gone upside down.

Fucking hell if both my teams get relegated I might just go in the bath with the toaster.

Unfortunately Liverpool are the one member of the top four who we never seem to be able to compete with on the day. With the others, we occasionally put up a fight, with Liverpool it tends to be like a knife through butter from the start.

I will never ever understand the hate for him tbh. Seems a nice enough lad, and the 'goldfish' comments didn't even come from him. btw he always talks positive about you lot. A hider and a complete bottler with no will whatsoever to get better.

All but one of my results for £100 coming in at the moment.

I'd be chuffed if it wasn't that despicable cunt Jenas.

I don't understand how West Ham are managing to thus far outdo the unstoppable Goliath that is Stoke at home.

Six on Hull too. Our goal difference is the one thing keeping me in hope, which makes it even more important not to get a battering tomorrow.

Get in. Chuffed for him, clear winner of my 'Underrated player of the season' award.