Wullie

10? we sold Milner for 12. This is Owen your talking about, at today's rate we'd easily get 20+ for him. Edit- Still i'd rather him in our side. When he can leave for nowt in a year's time? I don't think so.

Govou. Who's linked us with him like, Bellers' French mate?

Where's that from?

Xisco inferno? "Burn that mother down - another child orphaned"

Ashley is devastated.

daily mail saying alan smith in everton tomorrow for medical, 3m I'm going to have to get a cloth to clean that jizz off the ceiling now.

Payback for having to put up with Luque.

I'm going to sit outside Newcastle airport with night vision goggles. Will report back.

Usually I'd agree but it's deadline day. Let's go mad.

Sounds like the way we went on about Milner. Or not.

Apparently Depor say the deal has been going through for 20 days. Christ, these buggers know how to keep us on the edge of our seats.

I say 33 by close of play. 33! It's midnight on your side and we're near 3. It'll be like ants on food midday tomorrow. I went low with 42. I'm hoping for an early wrap up... EDIT: I should really stop posting in here.

I say 33 by close of play.

Murcia 0-2 Depor on youtube - runs from the half way line showing great pace and slams it into the top corner. Can't argue with that.

There's video of him scoring a hat trick of headers on the Tube. First one actually hits him on the head but the other two are fine headers.

Ooo how exciting!

Are you a slow eater? You know it doesn't close for 24 hours...?

I'll be here. F5 and booze at the ready.

Good. Because that means its not going to happen?

Good.

I've taken the day off.