Wullie

Ashley is devastated.

daily mail saying alan smith in everton tomorrow for medical, 3m I'm going to have to get a cloth to clean that jizz off the ceiling now.

Payback for having to put up with Luque.

I'm going to sit outside Newcastle airport with night vision goggles. Will report back.

Usually I'd agree but it's deadline day. Let's go mad.

Sounds like the way we went on about Milner. Or not.

Apparently Depor say the deal has been going through for 20 days. Christ, these buggers know how to keep us on the edge of our seats.

I say 33 by close of play. 33! It's midnight on your side and we're near 3. It'll be like ants on food midday tomorrow. I went low with 42. I'm hoping for an early wrap up... EDIT: I should really stop posting in here.

I say 33 by close of play.

Murcia 0-2 Depor on youtube - runs from the half way line showing great pace and slams it into the top corner. Can't argue with that.

There's video of him scoring a hat trick of headers on the Tube. First one actually hits him on the head but the other two are fine headers.

Ooo how exciting!

Are you a slow eater? You know it doesn't close for 24 hours...?

I'll be here. F5 and booze at the ready.

Good. Because that means its not going to happen?

Good.

I've taken the day off.

Still no Ashley Young but Jenas is still getting in?

What nonsense. You weren't sitting next to me against Bolton were you? Some clown described Warnock as "a fucking amazing player" Did you see him for West Ham's fourth goal yesterday? Some people just think the grass is always greener when it isn't.

What nonsense.

Duff heard me calling him shit at Hartlepool and scored a hat trick so that's bollocks Indi.

Indeed. We need, at the very least, two players by Monday night who will walk into the first team and immediately improve it. That doesn't necessarily mean spending money (Jonas) but it's generally a pretty good indicator. The time for scouting and picking up cheap quality is gone and if we have to break the bank on Monday, so be it. No excuses.

It wasn't even the fact that he got in the way of Owen's shot, that happens to the best players (seem to remember Keane blocking a Torres tap in at the SOS a fortnight ago), it was the way he went about the game. He's always had a lackadaisical style but he genuinely looked totally disinterested today. Loads of times he lost the ball, jogged two paces after the player then stopped, compared to Jonas who was easily robbed down by the corner flag then sprinted back to the half-way line and won the ball back. I can live with that sort of thing if he did anything with the ball when he had it but he looks a much worse player than he did two or three years ago, alarmingly so. Frightening that him and Smith together are draining nearly £100k a week out of the coffers and neither can kick a ball properly.

I fail to see how saying that Ameobi was shite (which he was) is "not supporting the club." I'm not as much of a soopafan as Kev though so I might have missed the point.