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Gameweek 21: West Brom 2-0 Fulham Man City 2-0 Stoke Swansea 2-0 Aston Villa Tottenham 3-0 Reading West Ham 2-1 Norwich Wigan 0-2 Man Utd Southampton 1-2 Arsenal Chelsea 3-1 QPR Liverpool 2-1 Sunderland Newcastle 2-2 Everton

le Tissier

Old Trafford pitch is fucking garbage.

Better team and deserve to be ahead tbh

Bastard!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

Playing for a move...

Decent ball from Tiote.

Gameweek 20: Sunderland 1 - 2 Tottenham Aston Villa 2 - 1 Wigan Fulham 1 - 1 Swansea Man Utd 3 - 1 West Brom Norwich 0 - 2 Man City Reading 1 - 2 West Ham Stoke 2 - 0 Southampton Arsenal 2 - 1 Newcastle Everton 1 - 2 Chelsea QPR 2 - 1 Liverpool

Absolutely it fucking is. On numerous occasions we've had to play on NYD when there's absolutely no public transport up here whatsoever yet they get a game called off cos the tube's ok strike? Utter fucking bollocks from the PL yet again.

Ower the knot for Cisse!!

Gameweek 19: Everton 2 v 0 Wigan Fulham 3 v 0 Southampton Man Utd 3 v 0 Newcastle Norwich 0 v 2 Chelsea QPR 2 v 1 West Brom Reading 1 v 2 Swansea Sunderland 1 v 2 Man City Aston Villa 1 v 2 Tottenham Stoke City 1 v 1 Liverpool

Gameweek 18: Wigan 1-2 Arsenal Man City 5-0 Reading Newcastle 2-1 QPR Southampton 1-1 Sunderland Tottenham 2-0 Stoke City West Brom 1-0 Norwich West Ham 1-1 Everton Liverpool 2-0 Fulham Swansea 1-2 Man Utd Chelsea 2-0 Aston Villa

£188 return flight from Stansted via Istanbul.

Sparta Prague v Chelsea

Basel v Dnipro Anzhi Makhachkala v Hannover

Ajax v Steaua Bucharest

Stuttgart v Genk Atletico Madrid v Rubin Kazan

NEWCASTLE v Metalist MOTHER FUCKER

Bayer Leverkeusen v Benfica

Dynamo Kiev v Bordeaux

Zenit v Liverpool

Levante v Olympiakos

Bate Borisov v Fenerbahce Inter v Cluj

Think everyone had Stoke Everton 1-1 just about!