Magpie

Put a bit of money on Selby, kind of hoping for a rocket meltdown.

Gameweek 37: West Ham 1 - 2 Tottenham Aston Villa 2 - 1 Hull Man Utd 3 - 1 Sunderland Newcastle 1 - 2 Cardiff Stoke 1 - 0 Fulham Swansea 2 - 2 Southampton Everton 1 - 2 Man City Arsenal 2 - 0 West Brom Chelsea 2 - 0 Norwich Crystal Palace 1 - 3 Liverpool Man Utd 2 - 0 Hull Man City 4 - 0 Aston Villa Sunderland 2 - 1 West Brom

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I really like the away top.

http://i.imgur.com/DjrNAZ3.png needless to say it's not going down well... Footballers from all over Europe posted similar photos, most European based Brazilians etc

Every penny I have will be going on the Liverpool game!

Heart was in mouth when Gouff broke through!!

Need one more goal for all bets to come in.

Is Anita playing RB with Debuchy up ahead of him?

£5 Arsenal HT/FT 4/6 £5 Arsenal to win to nil EVS £5 Arsenal to win and 3 or 4 totals goals in match £13/8 £10 Arsenal to win (-2.0) 17/10 And £5 Arsenal to win, over 10 corners and card index over 30 points 9/2

Gameweek 36: Southampton 1 - 2 Everton Fulham 2 - 1 Hull Stoke 1 - 1 Tottenham Swansea 1 - 0 Aston Villa West Brom 2 - 1 West Ham Man Utd 3 - 1 Norwich Sunderland 2 - 1 Cardiff Liverpool 3 - 1 Chelsea Crystal Palace 1 - 2 Man City Arsenal 4 - 0 Newcastle

Did one of those fixed Billy Hill coupons. No goals before 29 mins, no headed goal or penalty awarded, five or more bookings, ten or more corners, no goals after 73 mins and 4 or minutes injury time. Demba getting booked and getting a corner straight after in injury time brought it up, get up Demba!! £2 at 33/1

Bosh

This could get embarrassing for Norwich

Patrick fucking Barclay aswell hanging out the back of Pardew, clueless arseholes. Just cos he likes him as a bloke doesn't excuse the fact he's fucking shit!!!

Absolutely not a chance in hell.

Gameweek 35: Tottenham 3 - 1 Fulham Aston Villa 0 - 2 Southampton Cardiff 2 - 1 Stoke Newcastle 1 - 2 Swansea West Ham 1 - 1 Crystal Palace Chelsea 2 - 1 Sunderland Norwich 0 - 2 Liverpool Hull 0 - 1 Arsenal Everton 2 - 2 Man Utd Man City 4 - 1 West Brom

Gameweek 35: Tottenham v Fulham Aston Villa v Southampton Cardiff City v Stoke City Newcastle v Swansea West Ham v Crystal Palace Chelsea v Sunderland Norwich v Liverpool Hull City v Arsenal Everton v Man Utd Man City v West Brom

Had to point out to another fool on Twitter it has nothing to do with Murdoch's sun.

Mate who doesn't normally bet thought he'd put a £2.50 6 team accumulator on. Turns out he put it on for £25 instead of £2.50. http://i.imgur.com/Mq84YpB.jpg Lucky cunt, he was shitting himself when Doncaster equalised.

Crystal Palace 2 - 1 Aston Villa Fulham 2 - 1 Norwich Southampton 3 - 1 Cardiff Stoke 2 - 0 Newcastle Sunderland 0 - 2 Everton West Brom 1 - 1 Tottenham Liverpool 2 - 2 Man City Swansea 0 - 2 Chelsea Arsenal 2 - 0 West Ham Everton 2 - 0 Crystal Palace Man City 4 - 0 Sunderland

Why can't whoever it is buy us!!??!?!

So someone's brought a sticker book in to work for me this morning. Goddammit!

I'm 36 and having to steer clear of all major newsagents.